Just Another Hollywood Suck Up
Self proclaimed Queen of all Media, Perez Hilton turns out to be just 
another gay guy seeking to kiss some Hollywood tush. How this un-talented wanna be has managed to weasel his way into the lives of the Hollywood elite is astounding.
Perezs claim to fame has been his drawings of lines and dots coming from the noses, crotches, and rears of stars. It used to be fun to go and see the latest gossip but now Perez has become a celebrity flunky, a parasite glomming onto any starlet that will share time with him.
Perez Hilton turned 29 and threw himself a party worthy of a Hollywood starlet. Perezs drew in the Hollywood crowd. He was even seen smooching Ms. Paris Hilton. This suck-up spent his night partying and deluding himself with dreams of grandeur. Get real Perez, they dont really like you.
When Perez first started his blog site it was edgy truth with a giant smack in the face. No longer are Perezs blog writings fresh & entertaining, but puff pieces on celebs who acknowledge him or snide snippets on celebs that dont. If ever there was a person deserving of an icky icky poo rating then this Queen of the Sycophants is your guy. Icky icky poo times two!
Holy Milk Jugs – Pickler!
Kellie Picker picked not only a peck but a whole bushel of boobs. 
She showed off her new pair of ta-tas on American Idol. Everyone was shocked to see this wholesome beauties new look of a bossomed bad hair-dooed beast. American Idols Kellie Pickler shoots new video sporting a brand new set of first class boobs. The boobs are righteous but Im glad she did away with the horrible hair.
American Idol judge Simon Cowell in an interview with Extra said Its like shed gone to Dolly Parton school or something. Ive never seen anything like it in my life.
Before her performance she chatted up Ryan Seacrest. Ryan asked Have you spent your money on anything since you left us?
Shoes imagine that, said Pickler
Just shoes? Seacrest asked.
Tags: American Idol, simon cowell, styleRachel McAdams Topless
Rachel McAdam who showed up at the infamous Vanity Fair 
shoot (you know the one - nude Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson - YUM) and was horribly upset to discover it was going to be a nude shoot and left. Some say its because she has strong values and principles. I say prude.
Principles? I really dont think so. Where were Ms. McAdams ever so strong principles when the rent was due? Rachel had no trouble taking her rack out for a film.
Rachel bared her ta tas for all the world to see, and ha-ha-ha were looking! Eyes open & mouths gaping. Rachel goes topless by the pool-side, leaping and jumping in full frontal splendor in the video My Name is Tanino. Rachel may tell herself it was to keep the integrity of the story - thats producer talk for we dont want the men to fall asleep.
Tags: keira knightley, nude, styleKeeley Hazell – Nude Video
Keeley Hazell left her school in England at the age of 16 to be a 
trainee hairdresser. Keeley has come a long way from high school drop-out to sexy super model. She has been toasted as one of the Worlds Sexiest Women by FHM. Keeley has graced the covers of Loaded, Zoo, Arena, Nuts, Maxim, and FHM. She has even been chosen by Sony to be the face of their new Playstation 3, Formula One 06.
Keeley Hazell had some unexpected publicity in January 2007. Keeleys ex-boyfriend Lloyd Miller released a sex tape of her on the internet. The video shows Keeley performing felatio for several minutes and then straight to the wham bam - thank you mam. The video was shot while the two were on vacation.
Keeley was furious at the release of this tape and called the police in an attempt to find out who leaked the tape. Which leads us all to believe Hazell is not only a hot & sexy chick that doesnt mind getting video taped in private, but also dumb. Just how we like them. Here's a Keeley Hazel Video you can download.
Tags: boyfriend, nude, style, super model, SupermodelBritney Spears – FREAKY DEAKY!
Spears has been released from Promises Treatment Center after completing the 30 day program (Promises apparantly can not count to 30 - NO WAY has it been 30 DAYS). Its rumored that Spears had scared the staff at Promises treatment center by running through the halls claiming she is the Antichrist and by attempting to hang herself with her bed sheets.
Britney Spears has found love in AA. Britney hooked up with 33 year old Jason Filyaw lead guitarist of the rock band Riva. According to National Enquirer Britney plans to move in with Filyaw as soon as shes out of rehab. Britney is convinced that Jason Filyaw can help her through rehab, because as an alcoholic hes been through the same thing.
Spears emails and calls Filyaw constantly. They even have pet names for each other. He calls her my lady, kitten and sugar; and she calls him Mr. Secret Undergound Guy and J-Sun. Mean-while Kevin Federline has been in Vegas on his best behavior. A source close to Federline say Britneys antics have forced Kevin to grow up quickly and take responsiblity for their children.
Since Britneys release from rehab, Federline took the kids to Spears at her Summit Circle home in LA.
Tags: Britney Spears, love, Rehab, style