Rosie O’Donnell Ramblings & Crap No-one Cares About

After the feud on The View between Rosie and Elisabeth Hasselbeck Rosie decided to leave the show early. Stories and rumors that she trashed the studio dressing rooms and marked up Hasselbeck's pictures ran wild.  Everyone had something to say about Rosie.

"The only reason she quit is she couldn't take the heat." says Donald Trump.

Elisabeth yammers on about the power of forgiveness and Rosie downing beer on her video blog admits that only one magazine picture of Elisabeth was marked up and it was by one of her staff.  Rosie said it was just a joke.  Rosie, looking like the bag of crap that constantly spews from her mouth went on to say "I was like a foster kid". 

Barbara Walters calls Rosie a close, close friend and says she sent her an email and that Rosie will always be welcome to come back to The View.  Ummm..Barbara when you consider someone a close, close friend you go by their house or at least pick up the phone.  Barbara just has no etiquette.

I Can Afford Cocaine – Just Not a Cab

I don't have a problem with people drinking or using drugs. I've always believed that you should have the right to do whatever the hell you want with or put in your own body. But driving intoxicated is a pure stupid and total loser move.

I just don't understand Hollywood's young people. They have millions, party all night, live in mansions, spend thousands of dollars on clothing on a weekly/daily basis, but are unwilling to fork out money for a cab or a private driver?

After a hard-core night of intense partying, Lindsay was heading home to her West Hollywood apartment when she struck a curb and jacked up her Mercedes SL-65 2005 convertible.

Police quickly responded to a 911 call about the accident and found that Lindsay had left the scene.

Lindsay was tracked down at the local hospital and placed under arrest for driving under the influence of drugs/alchohol. Charged with a DUI, police are now revealing that cocaine was found in Lindsay's Mercedes.

Lindsay was released and is awaiting her court date. She has gotten herself into a heap of trouble. In addition to the DUI she was initially charged with, she could be facing felony charges for the illegal narcotics.

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Video of Lindsay Snorting Cocaine

OJ Simpson News: “Not Guilty” Suit for Sale

If you need a good luck suit, have no morals and tons of money then this may be the perfect clothing item for you. Sports memorabilia dealer, Bruce Formong told TMZ that he is in possession of OJ's "Not Guilty" suit and wants to sell it.

Just think of all the things you can get away with in Simpson's suit. For the small pitance of $25,000, you can be the proud and coniving bastard you've always wanted to be. If OJ can be aquitted of murder just by wearing this suit you can rest assured that you'll be able to get away with some down right horrible shit. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and an absolute amazing deal.

Goat “Wife” Dies – Survived by goat child

Charles Tombe was caught in a compromising position with his neighbor's goat, Rose. In their infinite wisdom the village elders decided Tombe must marry Rose and provide a dowry to his neighbor.

Now, just over a year later Rose has passed away. Little Rose the famous goat of South Sudan just couldn't take it anymore. After only a few months of marriage Rose the goat died. It's believed that she choked on a plastic bag while eating scraps on the streets of Juba. You know you're a bad husband when your goat "wife" commits goat-icide.

Rose the goat gave Charles Tombe her solemn neigh to be faithful and give endless milk, still he could not take the time to provide her with meals. I swear it must be getting harder and harder to find a good man.

Shortly after marrying Tombe, Rose the goat gave birth to a healthy baby boy. The townspeople claim it's not Tombe's.

But I'm just not sure...

The "husband", Charles Tombe, said he was drunk at the time but has since refused to comment on the issue. The kid is owned by Mr Tombe. It may be time to call child services.

 

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