Tiger Woods’ Beautiful Baby Girl – Sam Alexis Woods
A great big congratulations is in order for the Woods family. Tiger and his wife Elin had a beautiful baby girl. Just one day after Tiger tied for the number 2 spot in the US Open, Sam Alexis Woods was born on June 18, 2007. Tiger and his insanely hot wife Elin have released the first photos of Sam Alexis Woods. Photographer Gretchen Dow Mashkuri took the shots and she did a great job.
You can bet this little girl will have hours and hours of practice on the range. You may want to keep an eye out for little Ms. Woods in 16 years or so.
We could be hearing of the young female phenom in women's golf. Perhaps the first female golfer to actually be able to compete with the men. No one knows what is in store for Tiger Wood's little lady, but you can bet she will have one fantastic life! Growing up Woods is going to be one sweet ride.
Loading ...Celebrity Oops – Sheryl Crow?
Sheryl Crow's infamous remark that limitations should be placed on the amount of toilet paper we can use has generated a circus of well deserved criticism, sarcasm, and ...well, this:
"Global Warming Wipeout..." -- USA Today
"Crow's toilet paper fix to be butt of jokes!" -- Gristmill
"Toilet Paper Law - A Wipe Out?" -- The Spoof
"Crow flies one sheet to the wind" -- The Chicago Sun-Times
Another Celebrity Oops? Well, maybe something worse. Sheryl Crow now claims the ridiculous statement was a joke designed to raise awareness. Ok, fine. But here's where I still think this is another really stupid celebrity blunder:
Celebrities (and politicians) are among the worst polluters on planet earth. These rich and famous people often travel by personal or charted private jet. One crossing of the U.S. can burn the fuel a normal person uses to travel for 10 years... and that's just going one way. When celebrities and politicians take U.S. and world tours they can burn more than a lifetime of fuel for you and I. So where do they get off telling us what environmentalism is?
The big oops here is in the very notion of what she is trying to project. Conserving toilet paper is silly. You might as well conserve tomato juice. Both are products of renewable resources, usually grown on farms. Ok, so minor celebrity oops right? ..not so fast.
We had other misguided do-gooders screw up our way of life. Recycling anyone? Ok, so most of you think recycling is a good idea right? Well it's not. AND if you are setting your plastic bottles and paper products out at the curb, you are HARMING the environment (and wasting tax dollars).
Recycling paper and plastic products costs more than making them from scratch. Costing more should be our first clue -- the cost is a reflection of the resources needed to complete a product. First, someone has to come to your house to collect this extra garbage. If you had thrown it out, then only one trip was needed. Then, this garbage ends up at a recycling plant. These plants are subsidized with your tax dollars. There's another clue: these guys can't economically recycle your stuff and earn a profit. They need more resources (and your money) than the guys that make plastic and paper from scratch! Ok... so I am not gonna continue ranting about stupid celebrity and politician created messes right now. The point is, this is another celebrity oops even if she was joking.
If you REALLY want to save the environment, then invent or invest. Invent a new process of doing something more efficiently, invent a new renewable fuel source, or invest in companies already doing these things. And for god's sake, keep government and celebrities away from regulating us into the stone ages. The environment is a problem, but if we get these jackasses involved with it, it will make the failed drug war, the failed war on poverty, the failing war for education, and gun-free zones like VT seem like government's best conceptions.
Tags: oopsThe Biggest Celebrity Oops
Where do I begin. Ever since there have been celebrities there have been photographers waiting in the wings to catch the infamous celebrity oops picture. Celebrities caught in compromising situations, and slip-ups happen all the time.
Celebrity oops don't just happen because of paparazzi, they often come directly out of the mouths of the celebrities themselves. The biggest celebrity oops are almost always attributed to celebrities not knowing when to shut up.
For some reason celebrities from every genre think they have an opinion that matters. Maybe that is why celebrity oops happen so frequently. With news channels on 24/7 you can bet it will be a top story. Nothing brings out the hyena's like a good celebrity oops story. Ratings go up, and the public goes on a gossip frenzy. The fact the celebrity oops has nothing to do with real news and world importance is of no consequence to reporters and their news stations.
Some of the largest celebrity oops and big time screw ups are:
Paris Hilton's celebrity oops for just about everything. From nipple slips, dui's, driving without a license and going in and out of jail.
Don Imus' celebrity oops for calling the Rutgers womens basketball team 'nappy-headed whoes.
Lindsay Lohan's celebrity oops for partying and getting caught on video snorting cocaine.
Britney Spears' celebrity oops for just completely losing her junk. Going to rehab, shaving her head and attacking paparazzi.
Mel Gibson's celebrity oops for his drunken uncontrollable swearing and anti-semitic ramblings.
Keith Urban's celebrity oops for his drug and alchohol problem, visiting rehab yet again.
Tom Cruise's celebrity oops for being a total nut job. Ranting on Oprah and on the Today Show saying that there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance.
Naomi Campbell's celebrity oops for anger management and throwing a cell phone at an assistant.
Mary-Kate Olsen's celebrity oops for her anorexia and cocaine addicted trips to rehab.
Rush Limbaugh's celebrity oops for fraudulently obtaining prescription drugs.
Rosie O'Donnell's celebrity oops for just not knowing when to shut the hell up.
Gweneth Paltro's celebrity oops for saying British people are "more intelligent and civilized" than Americans.
Tags: Basketball, Britney Spears, drugs, drunk, dui, Jail, keith urban, Lindsay Lohan, mel gibson, naomi campbell, oops, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, rap, Rehab, tom cruiseParis Hilton Back in Jail
Paris' freedom was short lived, when Judge Sauer ordered her back to jail to finish her full term. When the order came across Paris immediately began sobbing hysterically, and said "It's not right! then, looking to her mom she sobbed "Mom!, Mom!".
At no time did I approve of the defendant being released from custody to her home. "I don't know why the defendant could not be treated at Lynwood, because they have a great medical facility." says Judge Sauer.
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Paris Hilton is due in court at 9am with the possibility of being returned back to jail. "My understanding is she will be brought in in a sheriff's vehicle from her home," says Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini.
Late Thursday afternoon the city attorney filed a petition demanding the cause of Paris' changed punishment, and to learn if Sherriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton.
There is currently no order for Sherrif Baca to attend court.
Paris had the opportunity to gain some respect from the public by biting the bullet and just doing her time, exactly like the rest of us would have to. She even went in early, not something most of us would do. We all like seeing celebs take responsibility for their actions - but we don't mind burning them at the stake as well.
When word spread of Paris' release the public was mad as hell, and they didn't hesitate to let the world know it.
"What transpired here is outrageous," county Supervisor Don Knabe told The Associated Press, adding he received hundreds of phone calls from all over the country and more than 400 angry e-mails.
This story has become so mainstream that it is no longer about Paris Hilton, but the special treatment the priveldeged receive over everyone else. Paris has made so many people angry with this stunt, that the heat is barreling down on politicians everywhere. I think she is headed back to the slammer.
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