Rent a Dog – The Latest Fashion Rental Commodity
I constantly see celebrities like Paris Hilton walking around with dogs and using them as accessories. Now with the help of the new company Flexpetz, celebs don't even have to pretend they care about the dogs peeking out of their Hermes hand bags.
What a huge relief this must be for Hollywood. With locations in San Francisco, NYC, Chicago, Paris, and London they can match their dog to the perfect outfit.
Dogs can be rented from just a few hours to days. If you have the money, then this company has the pooch. What an ingenious way to suck the responsibility out of being a dog owner.
Loading ...Val Kilmer – From Bad Ass to Fat Ass
Val Kilmer was a teen heart throb and made his mark on the silver screen as a block buster movie star. This film entertainment star has made women scream and swoon with his rugged good looks and charm.
Kilmer has been labeled as difficult to work with due to his insane "method acting". Requiring that producers, directors, and fellow actors refer to him by his character name the entire time he is on set.
Val Kilmer has definitely let his Hollywood appearance go to hell. Becoming a fatty in Hollywood is one of the biggest celebrity oops imaginable.
All the Val fans have to be hoping that his massive weight gain is for an upcoming film role. Seeing Kilmer go from hot bad ass to fat ass is a sad sight.
Loading ...Crazy Cow Poking Brits
Those crazy UK teens. Here in the states our teens go cow tipping, but the English go the extra mile.
A teen in England was seen wearing only black briefs and getting all hot and bothered with farmer Richard Parish's English Longhorn Cow. The passer-by's who caught the teen in action yelled at the boy and called the police. The teen had fled the scene by the time police arrived.
Farmer Richard Parish was shocked to hear what had happened to one of his 3 rare English Longhorn cows. He beleives the accosted cow was Blondie, his friendliest English Longhorn.
“English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth,” he told The Sun.
At Parish's farm in Skipwith, North Yorkshire he found Blondie's feed bucket was being moved from time to time and suspects the attacker seduced Blondie with food.
“I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don't seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.” says Richard Parish.
I'm sure it must get boring on the English country side. But hasn't everyone heard the stories of how easy a farmers daughter is?
You'd think a teenage boy would be more interested in getting some action from local girls, but then again when your women have teeth like this... I suppose a cow with big o'l teets starts to looks pretty damn good.
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