Dress Your Baby as Jack Black (Nacho Libre) this Halloween
When Halloween rolls around, I"m always impressed by the crappy halloween costumes parents are willing to dress their kids up in. You just know this is going to be the photo this kids parents use for future blackmail.
Insanely Expensive Angelina Jolie Doll
How much would you pay for an Angelina Jolie doll? An anonymous bidder in the U.K. snagged his on eBay for the nominal fee of £2,000 (roughly $3,157). Proving that even rich bastards buy stupid shit.
The Angelina Jolie look-alike doll was created by artist Noel Cruz. Cruz buys ordinary dolls, removes the factory paint and retouches the faces. He then adds wigs and outfits to complete the celebrity look.
Lego Hates Celebrities
Lego is celebrating their 30th anniversary of Lego Minifigures by making horrible likenesses of popular celebrities. These figures are so hideous, I can only assume that Lego must hate celebrities. Decide for yourself.
- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt. Lego even hates their children. I want to gouge out my eyes.
- Madonna is clearly an angry fat blonde pig in the eyes of Lego.
- Alan Titchmarsh the famous UK television gardener. Lego must hate everyone who aquires any fame at all. This figurine looks freaking miserable gardening, not to mention old as dirt. Looks more like Dick Clark.
- Sir Cliff Richard (British equivalent to Elvis Presley). Lego is obviously trying to start a gay rumor with the flamboyant pink shirt. I suppose it could be an honest mistake, since all Brits act like flamers.
- Simon Cowell and the XFactor Judges. They deserve what Lego has done to them.
Amy Winehouse has been immortalized in the form of a Lego Minifigure. I think Amy Winehouse actually looks better as a Lego. I can only assume that Lego didn't screw this one up since she'll be dead soon anyway.
- Victoria & David Beckham. Lego is clearly portraying Victoria giving David a Dirty Sanchez. This is just wrong on sooo many levels.
Photos: WENN
Lego is not releasing the figures to the public, so enjoy looking at these monstrosities while you can.
