Ungulate:

1. Hoofed mammals such as camels, cattle, and swine.
2. Having hooves.
3. Resembling hooves; hooflike.

There are numerous breeds and ages of celebrity ungulates that roam throughout the concrete jungles of Los Angeles and New York.

Wildlife can be beautiful, but it can also be filled with horrible cruelty. Life in the concrete jungles can be tough for these pampered creatures.

Enjoy the wildlife!

Kate Beckinsale is a vivacious ungulate with wide open plains in front of her. She’ll be stomping that hoof for a long time to come!

Ashanti is a fighting ungulate. Here we see her using her defensive posture. Flapping her arms and thrusting her hoof forward in an attempt to scare off predators.

Britney Spears is a naive ungulate. Paying no attention to her surroundings, leaving her hoof completely exposed for attack.

Brooke Hogan is a fearless ungulate. Prancing her hoof all about while spewing guttural sounds to all who will listen.

Heidi Klum is an alpha ungulate. Strong and fierce, she stands amongst her herd with hoof ready to attack.

Jessica Simpson is a cautious ungulate. Here we see her pulling on her blue hoof holder, making certain her hoof is snuggly protected from the elements.

Miley Cyrus is a young ungulate just beginning to explore the grazing grounds. In the wild, young ungulates are forced to grow up quickly. Even though not yet fully developed, Miley is proudly displaying her hoof and position in the celebrity herd.

Mischa Barton is a battered but not beaten ungulate. Although her hoof has clearly been trampled, she some how manages the strength to limp through the concrete jungle.

Pamela Anderson was once an ungulate of great beauty, whose hoof glistened in the sunshine. These days it takes an army of personal hoof assistants to get her hoof to shine for even the briefest moment. It’s definitely time to set this ungulate out to pasture.

Paris Hilton is a dim witted ungulate that has over exposed her hoof on numerous occasions. Most ungulates shy away from the predators of the concrete jungle, but this celebrity ungulate repeatedly taunts them with her hoof.

Rebecca Romjin is a captured ungulate. This graphic image shows Rebecca’s hoof being spot lighted by ungulate hunters. It is clear that her hoof has been netted.

Linda Carter is a rarely seen species of the ungulate family (scientific name Wonderous Womanous). Dawning a sleek blue coat this tough and hearty ungulate revels in showing off it’s powerful blue hoof. It’s clear this hoof was made for stomping!

David Hernandez the 24 year old American Idol semifinalist used to work as a nude dancer at the male strip club in Phoenix named Dick’s Cabaret.
 
On Monday, Gordy Bryan, the club manager told news services that David shook his money maker fully nude.  The club manager also said that Hernandez gave lap dances to the club’s mostly male customers.

“He had the look and the type that people like, so he made pretty good money here,” Bryan said.

If the old adage of..If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it’s a duck, then the same must be true for David Hernandez.  If it strips at Dick’s, danced on dick’s, then it must like dicks. 

Hard to punch a hole in that logic.

David Hernandez worked at the strip club for three years all the way up to September 30th of this year.  Hernandez worked at club gay even after his audition for American Idol on July 30th.  Guess it’s hard to give up Dick’s when the cash is flowing in!

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It’s been almost 4 months since the scandalous nude photo of Vanessa Hudgens has found it’s way onto the web.  Zac Efron’s 19 year old love interest *cough - beard* Vanessa Hudgens is still whining about not having privacy.

Repeatedly calling the photo “private” in the latest issue of Seventeen magazine. 

Vanessa whined about getting caught. “It’s very unfortunate, because with the internet these days, you don’t have a personal life…Nothing is private: Everyone knows everything, and they can find out everything about you.  You’re not as safe as you think you are, and you have to be aware of the people you’re around.  It was something that was meant to be private, and even though it isn’t anymore, I’d still like to keep it as private as I can.” Says Vanessa to Seventeen magazine.

This little harlot waffles like a politician.  In earlier statements she whines and apologizes to fans stating that she was embarrassed and regretted ever taking the photos, but in her magazine interview she’s just bummed that she got caught.  Wah, wah, wah.

Vanessa told Seventeen about what happened when she confronted her mom.  “I was just open with her, and she was just so cute. She was like, ‘Well, everyone can be naked if they want to,…” “My parents are very supportive of me. And they know I’m a teenager, and yes, kids do stupid things sometimes.”

Before Vanessa’s ta-ta’s and woo hoo got splattered all over the internet, most of America didn’t know who the hell this chick was.  Vanessa should be thanking those crappy friends of hers who released the photo, cause everyone knows who she is now!

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So where can you finds this nude photo?  The first link that you click on here is safe but the second click through will be Vanessa in the buff and obviously NSFW.

What the hell is going on when Britney Spears is considered fat?  News stations are really missing the story here.

 CBC News:  “An out-of-shape, out-of-touch Britney Spears delivered what was destined to be the most talked-about performance…”

US Weekly:  “She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium” claims the backstage source

“She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”

It’s not news that a pop star is unhappy with her appearance, she’s female.  No female is every happy with their body.    The fact that Britney is being referred to as fat by others, completely baffles the mind.  I see a woman that does not look like she had two children. 

Britney’s body no longer looks like that of a young teen, but one of a vivacious and sexy woman.  If the lanky/lean teenager body is what news media considers to be sexy then they need help - that’s called pedafilia.  Dirty old news men!

We constantly hear tv stars, movie stars and singers are portraying the wrong body image for our children.  Stars are too thin, children as young as 10 and 11 are dieting to get that super lean look.  Then we finally see a performer (fine Britney’s performance sucked - really not news) with a body just about any woman would be thrilled to have and we slay her for being fat? What the hell is that?  Britney is not fat.  Her body rocks.  Not her singing or her dancing, but her body is awesome.

Curves make a woman exactly that…a woman!  Straight lines on the female body should not be thought of as sexy.  Straight, non-curved bodies are children’s bodies and that is the last thing we want people to think of as sexy.

As for Chris Crocker’s YouTube video about Britney Spears.  Can we really call that news, I just don’t see it.  Someone video taping themselves being totally outlandish and upset on a subject as trivial as Britney Spears.  Wow..how innovative….

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Holy Moly, Christmas came early!  I want to thank all of the celebrities out there for having incredibly bad judgement on picking friends and lovers.

Nude and naughty photographs were released of this once wholesome Disney princess.  Now we know she’s just as skanky as all the other Hollywood girls. — Shocker.

A source told the Enquirer “Vanessa took some suggestive shots of herself in the buff as a surprise for Zac.”

The Enquirer reported that a third party has obtained the sexy pictures that were meant just for Vanessa and Zac.  “Vanessa’s only 18, so she had no idea how her flirtatious act could threaten the future of the multimillion-dollar plans Disney has for the show,” said the source.  “She just wanted to keep Zac interested.”

Here at CelebrityMooch, we think it’s gonna take a lot more than chic pics to keep Zac interested…

These photos smacked the wholesome and righteous Disney conglomroate smack dab in the face.  “It’s a kids’ show, aimed a children, teenagers and their parents and starring a bunch of cute, wholesome youngsters,”"Naked pictures of one of the stars would be catastrophic.  “It could bring the whole ‘High School Musical’ franchise to its knees.” says a show insider.

In a statement to TMZ, Vanessa Hudgens’ rep said, “This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public.”

So where can you finds this nude photo?  The first link that you click on here is safe but the second click through will be Vanessa in the buff and obviously NSFW.

Vanessa Hudgens and her infamous pictures are ready for your viewing pleasure.  This is what Vanessa Hudgens had to say about her naughty pictures, “I want to apologize to my fans, whose support and trust means the world to me. I am embarrassed over this situation and regret having ever taken these photos. I am thankful for the support of my family and friends.”

Once you click the link, you will need to type the phrase iam18 (no spaces)  in the password box.

Vanessa Hudgens picture in the buff and obviously NSFW.