Don’t we all just feel horribly sad for Lindsay Lohan.  This poor innocent little girl is going to have to serve a massive 48 hours in jail for her ever so minor celebrity oops.

On Wednesday, August 22nd Lindsay plead guilty to nine misdemeanor charges along with the two DUIs filed against her.  Luckily for this Hollywood princess, she was able to afford an attorney us norms could only dream of.  Lindsay’s super attorney scored a sweet deal that was almost painless.

Since Lindsay plead no contest to both DUI charges, it is mandatory that she serves a minimum of four days in the slammer.  Thanks to Lindsay’s fame she is going to be just fine, serving 36 months probation and attending an alcohol education program for 18 months for the first DUI.

Jail time came when dealing with Lindsay’s second DUI.  The judge ordered Lohan to serve 48 hours in jail, of which the first 24 must be served by January 18th (Which is totally bogus..I mean come on..what self respecting party girl is going to be available for jail time anywhere near the Christmas/New Years extravaganza?).

Some how Lindsay will have to buckle down and work hard to pull off this loathsome task.  I know our hearts are with her on this trying experience. 

Shouldn’t we all feel the blame for Lohan’s drinking and drug usage?  Isn’t it us?  The voyeur’s of the beautiful people waiting and watching every move to see the next celebrity oops, who should be doing time instead?  Celebrities and the Hollywood elite cannot be expected to be responsible for their own lives.  They have hair, make-up, parties and drugs to attend to.  Besides, jail just isn’t meant for sweet innocent flowers like Lohan.

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Spears has been released from Promises Treatment Center after completing the 30 day program (Promises apparantly can not count to 30 - NO WAY has it been 30 DAYS). Its rumored that Spears had scared the staff at Promises treatment center by running through the halls claiming she is the Antichrist and by attempting to hang herself with her bed sheets.

Britney Spears has found love in AA. Britney hooked up with 33 year old Jason Filyaw lead guitarist of the rock band Riva. According to National Enquirer Britney plans to move in with Filyaw as soon as shes out of rehab. Britney is convinced that Jason Filyaw can help her through rehab, because as an alcoholic hes been through the same thing.

Spears emails and calls Filyaw constantly. They even have pet names for each other. He calls her my lady, kitten and sugar; and she calls him Mr. Secret Undergound Guy and J-Sun. Mean-while Kevin Federline has been in Vegas on his best behavior. A source close to Federline say Britneys antics have forced Kevin to grow up quickly and take responsiblity for their children.

Since Britneys release from rehab, Federline took the kids to Spears at her Summit Circle home in LA.

After one kick-ass weekend of boozing it up Britney finally gave in to her familys request and is going back to rehab.  Lets see if she makes it past 24 hours this time.  I dont know what else she can shave. 

Hopefully she will finally get her act together.  If not for herself then for her two children.  Its time Brit finally realizes that she is a mom and has people other than herself to think of. 

Get it together Brit!