Zac Efron – Come Out of the Closet Already!

Zac Efron a role model for todays teens?  Disney sure thinks so.

This wholesome conglomorate prides themselves on family values and the ability to shove them down your throat.

The problem with Disney's unmovable values is that they apparantly can't see what's in front of their faces.

Their latest aquisition, teen star Zac Efron is totally gay...not that there's anything wrong with that.  In Hollywood, being gay is as normal as carrying your pooch around in couture handbags.

In fact there are some definite bonuses to being gay:

1. Good dressers - no prison fashions here - never see oversized drooping jeans
2. Polite -  always friendly, yes ma'm and sir
3. Upbeat personality - everything is fabulous!
4. Eye for Design - the ability to decorate the shit out of anything

What more could you want in a teen idol?

I'm sorry little ladies, but I just don't see how the teenie-bopper community can possibly believe that this kid is straight.  Zac Efron's big leap to fame came in the form of musicals!  High School Musical the made for tv movie and Hair Spray.  Soooo Gay!  Since when is singing and dancing in a musical considered manly?  Answer:  Absolutely Freaking Never!

Zac Efron is a cute and talented kid, but it's only a matter of time before this teen idol comes dancing and prancing right out of the proverbial closet.

Even Mr. Gay himself (Perez Hilton) is beginning to think so.

Perez Hilton's Comments: "Manpris and flip flops????"

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Vanessa Hudgens – Naughty, Nude, Nice!

Holy Moly, Christmas came early!  I want to thank all of the celebrities out there for having incredibly bad judgement on picking friends and lovers.

Nude and naughty photographs were released of this once wholesome Disney princess.  Now we know she's just as skanky as all the other Hollywood girls. -- Shocker.

A source told the Enquirer "Vanessa took some suggestive shots of herself in the buff as a surprise for Zac."

The Enquirer reported that a third party has obtained the sexy pictures that were meant just for Vanessa and Zac.  "Vanessa's only 18, so she had no idea how her flirtatious act could threaten the future of the multimillion-dollar plans Disney has for the show," said the source.  "She just wanted to keep Zac interested."

Here at CelebrityMooch, we think it's gonna take a lot more than chic pics to keep Zac interested...

These photos smacked the wholesome and righteous Disney conglomroate smack dab in the face.  "It's a kids' show, aimed a children, teenagers and their parents and starring a bunch of cute, wholesome youngsters,""Naked pictures of one of the stars would be catastrophic.  "It could bring the whole 'High School Musical' franchise to its knees." says a show insider.

In a statement to TMZ, Vanessa Hudgens' rep said, "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public."

So where can you finds this nude photo?  The first link that you click on here is safe but the second click through will be Vanessa in the buff and obviously NSFW.

Protected: Vanessa Hudgens Nude – NSFW

We know there are some people who just absolutely positively have got to see the Vanessa Hudgens picture for themselves.  So here it is.  All I can say is You are nasty and we love you for it!

Vanessa Hudgens nude!