Jonah Hill Makes Fat Men Proud

Jonah Hill is no beef-cake by any stretch of the word, but somehow this tub of lard has scored a sweet look'n hottie.

Jonah Hill's Hottie

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Jennifer Love-Hewitt is Pregnant – Good bye hot body

Jennifer Love-Hewitt Pregnant - Good Bye Hot BodyThe big breasted hottie of tv shows "Ghost Whisperer", Jennifer Love-Hewitt is knocked up.

Tabloids had recently taken some jabs at Jennifer and her new curvy body.  Which seemed to really piss her off.

“Size two (UK size 6) is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size zero doesn’t make you beautiful.

“I know what I look like and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.” says Jennifer Love-Hewitt.

All this ranting over weight from Jennifer tells me one thing, that father-to-be and fiancé Ross McCall should be afraid...very afraid.  He better get used to the idea of the "After Baby" look.  Thanks a lot jerkass, way to mess up a hot looking babe!

What did Jennifer and Ross think of being pregnant?

“Jennifer was shocked, but at the same time she was ecstatic with the news.”

“It wasn’t planned, but now that it’s happened Jennifer and Ross are both very happy.” a source close to Jennifer says.

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Britney Spears – Celebrity Oops & Bad Journalism

Britney Spears MTV Awards 2007What the hell is going on when Britney Spears is considered fat?  News stations are really missing the story here.

 CBC News:  "An out-of-shape, out-of-touch Britney Spears delivered what was destined to be the most talked-about performance..."

US Weekly:  “She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium” claims the backstage source

“She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”

It's not news that a pop star is unhappy with her appearance, she's female.  No female is every happy with their body.    The fact that Britney is being referred to as fat by others, completely baffles the mind.  I see a woman that does not look like she had two children. 

Britney's body no longer looks like that of a young teen, but one of a vivacious and sexy woman.  If the lanky/lean teenager body is what news media considers to be sexy then they need help - that's called pedafilia.  Dirty old news men!

We constantly hear tv stars, movie stars and singers are portraying the wrong body image for our children.  Stars are too thin, children as young as 10 and 11 are dieting to get that super lean look.  Then we finally see a performer (fine Britney's performance sucked - really not news) with a body just about any woman would be thrilled to have and we slay her for being fat? What the hell is that?  Britney is not fat.  Her body rocks.  Not her singing or her dancing, but her body is awesome.

Curves make a woman exactly that...a woman!  Straight lines on the female body should not be thought of as sexy.  Straight, non-curved bodies are children's bodies and that is the last thing we want people to think of as sexy.

As for Chris Crocker's YouTube video about Britney Spears.  Can we really call that news, I just don't see it.  Someone video taping themselves being totally outlandish and upset on a subject as trivial as Britney Spears.  Wow..how innovative....

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Val Kilmer – From Bad Ass to Fat Ass

Val Kilmer beginning to look like NolteVal Kilmer was a teen heart throb and made his mark on the silver screen as a block buster movie star.  This film entertainment star has made women scream and swoon with his rugged good looks and charm.

But what is going on with him lately?

Kilmer has been labeled as difficult to work with due to his insane "method acting".  Requiring that producers, directors, and fellow actors refer to him by his character name the entire time he is on set.

Val Kilmer has definitely let his Hollywood appearance go to hell.  Becoming a fatty in Hollywood is one of the biggest celebrity oops imaginable.

All the Val fans have to be hoping that his massive weight gain is for an upcoming film role.  Seeing Kilmer go from hot bad ass to fat ass is a sad sight.

Val Kilmer Celebrity Oops

Sure pointing out how fat someone has gotten may seem mean, but it's entertainment gossip.  Plus, mean is way more fun.

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