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Lindsay Lohan poses with a male model and one of Madonna's dancers in a menage a trois photo shoot inspired by Kate Moss and Johnny Depp for the January 2010 issue of Milan's Muse Magazine.

Casey dabbled in modeling.  From regular every day fully clothed modeling to swim suit modeling.  WTF is wrong with that.  TV personalities model crap all the time. Apparently, KOIN News is as uptight as they come.  They referred to the photos of Montoya as

“sexual, pornographic or otherwise inappropriate”

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Take a gander and decide for yourself.  Model or pornography?

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TMZ claims Kristin's ex-boyfriend was pissed at her and released the nude photographs.  The ex claims to have taken the photos back in 1992.

Kristin's representatives claim the woman in the photos are not her. 

I think it's just good business.  None of the twenty-somthing's watched "Sex and the City" and they probably don't know who Kristin Davis is other than the woman who played the Mom in the Disney remake of Shaggy DA with Tim Allen.  So how do you get the new crowd of adults to get excited about the soon to be released "Sex and the City" movie?  It's as easy as Kristin apparantly is...just release some old naked photos and boom Kristin Davis and her new movie are on the tips of everyone's tongue.

I think we all knew or atleast hoped Kristin was a rl skank.  :)  Anyone that can act like someone that uptight is bound to have some sex photos in her closet.

Click here to see the nude photos of Kristin Davis.  Password iam18 (no spaces).

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Repeatedly calling the photo "private" in the latest issue of Seventeen magazine.

Vanessa whined about getting caught. "It's very unfortunate, because with the internet these days, you don't have a personal life...Nothing is private: Everyone knows everything, and they can find out everything about you.  You're not as safe as you think you are, and you have to be aware of the people you're around.  It was something that was meant to be private, and even though it isn't anymore, I'd still like to keep it as private as I can." Says Vanessa to Seventeen magazine.

This little harlot waffles like a politician.  In earlier statements she whines and apologizes to fans stating that she was embarrassed and regretted ever taking the photos, but in her magazine interview she's just bummed that she got caught.  Wah, wah, wah.

Vanessa told Seventeen about what happened when she confronted her mom.  "I was just open with her, and she was just so cute. She was like, 'Well, everyone can be naked if they want to,..." "My parents are very supportive of me. And they know I'm a teenager, and yes, kids do stupid things sometimes."

Before Vanessa's ta-ta's and woo hoo got splattered all over the internet, most of America didn't know who the hell this chick was.  Vanessa should be thanking those crappy friends of hers who released the photo, cause everyone knows who she is now!

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So where can you finds this nude photo?  The first link that you click on here is safe but the second click through will be Vanessa in the buff and obviously NSFW.

The Los Angeles judge took away Spears’ custody rights and gave Federline 100% full physical custody of the boys.  Britney is ordered to turn her children over to Federline by Wednesday.  The Spears’ boys are to stay with Daddy Loser until further notice.

Here is the exact wording of the ruling:

“Respondent’s oral motion pursuant to section 214FC is granted and the matter proceeds as a closed hearing.  The court and all parties present confer on the record that the court makes its order as fully reflected in the notes of the official court reporter. The court’s  prior order including the orders made on September 28, 2007 remain in full force and effect with the following modification: Respondent is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday October  3rd, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the Court. Repondent’s ex- parte application is noticed for October 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM in  Department 88.”

Brit and Federline had 50/50 shared custody of the children until todays events.  I just can’t see K-fed doing a great job bringing up the boys.  It’s in my nature to slam celebs, but I actually feel for celebrities in this situation. 

So, yeah I kinda feel for Britney.  She’s a young mom, she loves her kids, but she’s irresponsible. Britney can’t walk outside without being hounded with the flashing lights from the cameras of the paparazzi.  She has body guards, nannies and mannies.  What kid has more people watching over them than that? 

Still social services is of the belief that the boys will be better off with Daddy Spears.  Kevin Federline is a money grubbing uber-turd that knocked up a pop-star.  If the kids and Spears didn’t get his face in the news and more money in his bank account I totally think he’d just be another dead beat dad.  

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Nude and naughty photographs were released of this once wholesome Disney princess.  Now we know she's just as skanky as all the other Hollywood girls. -- Shocker.

A source told the Enquirer "Vanessa took some suggestive shots of herself in the buff as a surprise for Zac."

The Enquirer reported that a third party has obtained the sexy pictures that were meant just for Vanessa and Zac.  "Vanessa's only 18, so she had no idea how her flirtatious act could threaten the future of the multimillion-dollar plans Disney has for the show," said the source.  "She just wanted to keep Zac interested."

Here at CelebrityMooch, we think it's gonna take a lot more than chic pics to keep Zac interested...

These photos smacked the wholesome and righteous Disney conglomroate smack dab in the face.  "It's a kids' show, aimed a children, teenagers and their parents and starring a bunch of cute, wholesome youngsters,""Naked pictures of one of the stars would be catastrophic.  "It could bring the whole 'High School Musical' franchise to its knees." says a show insider.

In a statement to TMZ, Vanessa Hudgens' rep said, "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public."

So where can you finds this nude photo?  The first link that you click on here is safe but the second click through will be Vanessa in the buff and obviously NSFW.

Once you click the link, you will need to type the phrase iam18 (no spaces)  in the password box.

Vanessa Hudgens picture in the buff and obviously NSFW.

On Wednesday, August 22nd Lindsay plead guilty to nine misdemeanor charges along with the two DUIs filed against her.  Luckily for this Hollywood princess, she was able to afford an attorney us norms could only dream of.  Lindsay's super attorney scored a sweet deal that was almost painless.

Since Lindsay plead no contest to both DUI charges, it is mandatory that she serves a minimum of four days in the slammer.  Thanks to Lindsay's fame she is going to be just fine, serving 36 months probation and attending an alcohol education program for 18 months for the first DUI.

Jail time came when dealing with Lindsay's second DUI.  The judge ordered Lohan to serve 48 hours in jail, of which the first 24 must be served by January 18th (Which is totally bogus..I mean come on..what self respecting party girl is going to be available for jail time anywhere near the Christmas/New Years extravaganza?).

Some how Lindsay will have to buckle down and work hard to pull off this loathsome task.  I know our hearts are with her on this trying experience. 

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What a huge relief this must be for Hollywood.  With locations in San Francisco, NYC, Chicago, Paris, and London they can match their dog to the perfect outfit. 

Dogs can be rented from just a few hours to days.  If you have the money, then this company has the pooch.  What an ingenious way to suck the responsibility out of being a dog owner.

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