Rent a Dog – The Latest Fashion Rental Commodity
I constantly see celebrities like Paris Hilton walking around with dogs and using them as accessories. Now with the help of the new company Flexpetz, celebs don't even have to pretend they care about the dogs peeking out of their Hermes hand bags.
What a huge relief this must be for Hollywood. With locations in San Francisco, NYC, Chicago, Paris, and London they can match their dog to the perfect outfit.
Dogs can be rented from just a few hours to days. If you have the money, then this company has the pooch. What an ingenious way to suck the responsibility out of being a dog owner.
Loading ...OJ Simpson News: “Not Guilty” Suit for Sale
If you need a good luck suit, have no morals and tons of money then this may be the perfect clothing item for you. Sports memorabilia dealer, Bruce Formong told TMZ that he is in possession of OJ's "Not Guilty" suit and wants to sell it.
Just think of all the things you can get away with in Simpson's suit. For the small pitance of $25,000, you can be the proud and coniving bastard you've always wanted to be. If OJ can be aquitted of murder just by wearing this suit you can rest assured that you'll be able to get away with some down right horrible shit. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and an absolute amazing deal.
Tags: SportsJust Another Hollywood Suck Up
Self proclaimed Queen of all Media, Perez Hilton turns out to be just 
another gay guy seeking to kiss some Hollywood tush. How this un-talented wanna be has managed to weasel his way into the lives of the Hollywood elite is astounding.
Perezs claim to fame has been his drawings of lines and dots coming from the noses, crotches, and rears of stars. It used to be fun to go and see the latest gossip but now Perez has become a celebrity flunky, a parasite glomming onto any starlet that will share time with him.
Perez Hilton turned 29 and threw himself a party worthy of a Hollywood starlet. Perezs drew in the Hollywood crowd. He was even seen smooching Ms. Paris Hilton. This suck-up spent his night partying and deluding himself with dreams of grandeur. Get real Perez, they dont really like you.
When Perez first started his blog site it was edgy truth with a giant smack in the face. No longer are Perezs blog writings fresh & entertaining, but puff pieces on celebs who acknowledge him or snide snippets on celebs that dont. If ever there was a person deserving of an icky icky poo rating then this Queen of the Sycophants is your guy. Icky icky poo times two!
Lindsay Lohan – Super Screwed Up!
Lindsay Lohans nightly jaunts to bars and clubs have been causing 
problems. There are no shortage of video and pictures of Lohan accidentally showing off her breasts and more. Lindsay lifting her skirt up at night clubs, leaving buttons undone while going braless. Lohan wants attention & will take it however she can get it. Linday was deejaying a party at The Plumm in Manhatten and had security seriously beefed up worried that her recently released jailbird father would show up. Partying is taking Lohan to the quick road of the unemployable.
With her latest movie Georgia Rule releasing its trailer only days ago, comments from William H. Macy the CEO of Morgan Creek in an outraged letter to Lohan speaks volumes. He called Lohan discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional, adding that she endangered the quality of this picture. With reviews like this of her behind the set performance, Lohan needs to get her act together. She attended a rehab facility & claims to be clean, but there are numerous reports and pictures of her continued partying & drinking. There have even been reports of a more serious drug problem with the use of cocaine.