What is Joaquin Phoenix Thinking?
It's a question that a lot of people in Hollywood – and everywhere else – have been asking themselves lately. Is he crazy? Is he serious? How can we tell?
Phoenix says it's true, though. He really wants a career in hip hop, and he's given up acting to do it. He says it's not a hoax, and he's not doing it for publicity, he's just following his heart. He's grown a beard, adopted the shaggy-and-unkempt look, and started rapping. He built a recording studio in his home, and he's spending a lot of time there, working on tracks for his album. His rap debut came at a club in Vegas, and the video is now on the Internet. It made a lot of people start asking questions about whether he was serious or whether he was just joking because most of the rapping was inaudible and he fell off the stage at the end.
It wasn't exactly a good start, but he still insists he's for real. Apparently only time will tell on this one, and it's certain that a lot of people will be sticking around to see what happens, if only for the amusement.
Chris Cagle Rocks Jennifer Tant all the way to the Slammer
Sounds like Chris Cagle lives his life just like the country music he sings. Cagle and his girlfriend Jennifer Tant were both arrested in Nashville on Wednesday morning on the charge of domestic assault.
Apparantly, Cagle and Tant were having a good o'l knock down drag out when the cops were called. The Po-Po said the couple was drunk and then their loud argument became physical. Both Chris and Jennifer were detained for a mandatory 12 hour jail spa day.
George Clooney Dumps Sarah Larson!
Beefcake George Clooney is back on the market! At age 47, Clooney knows when to cut his loses. Sarah Larson is 29 years old, which is way too damn close to 30 for a hot commodity like Clooney.
Clooney kicked Sarah to the curb and is now on the prowl for a newer and better model. According to In Touch magazine a friend of Clooney's said "George is relieved to be single again... "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down."
Wesley Snipes Sentenced to 3 Years in Jail
The taxman threw the hatchet at actor Wesley Snipes. Snipes was sentenced to three years in prison for willfully failing to file his tax returns for the years 1999 through 2001.
This is when it truly sucks to be famous…Judge William T. Hodges sentenced Snipes with the maximum sentence, stating that it was important to create a deterrent against tax defiance.
"I am very sorry for my mistakes and errors. This will never happen again." Says Snipes.Prosecutors claim Snipes brought in over $38 million since 1999 and didn’t pay taxes or file for any of it before last Thursday.
The judge accused Snipes of making a “grandstanding move” when during the courts recess Snipes legal team gave an IRS agent checks totaling $5 million. The judge and prosecutor refused the payment.
Snipes said he epitomized the phrase “Mo Money, Mo’ Problems.
Snipes legal team plans to appeal but Uncle Sam and his prosecutors intend to deny any request that would allow him to stay out of the big house while any appeal is pending.
Jamie Lynn – From Hollywood to Trailer Trash
The ever so glamourous lives of the Spears women. I swear I think they are simply trying to out crazy one another. At the ripe old age of 16, Jamie Lynn Spears already has the reputation of an alcoholic and an easy lay.
The gossip is flying. According to Star magazine, Jamie Lynn Spears the once pure and innocent tween of Zoey 101 has cheated on Casey Aldridge numerous times. Casey is the poor sucker that got the Spears pregnancy finger pointed at him.
Star goes on to say they have a statement from a fellow teen in Kentwood, LA that said, “I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with — or the last. There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent.”
Another fair weather friend says that before Jamie Lynn landed in the mommy wagon she had always partied crazy hard in private. “Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that.”
Only days before announcing her infamous pregnancy, Jamie Lynn apparantly shocked a guy at a party by asking him for sex. “It’s cool, I’m pregnant,” she said. “I can’t get pregnant again!”
Now that the dust is beginning to settle, Jamie Lynn and soon to be father of her child, Casey Aldridge plan to whisk themselves away to the luxury of a double wide trailer and start their lives together.
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PETA & Jamie Lynn Spears – Sex Talk Commercial
PETA has some giant sized un-neutered balls. They created a 30 second "Sex Talk" commercial spoof. Comparing spaying and neutering your pet to teen pregnancy. PETA launched the commercial in Jamie Lynn Spears hometown. Guess she should have gotten spayed.
In this commercial Mom and Dad are sitting beside their young teenage daughter encouraging teen pregnancy. The spot ends with mom saying "My little girl's gonna get some."
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