George Clooney Dumps Sarah Larson!

Beefcake George Clooney is back on the market!  At age 47, Clooney knows when to cut his loses.  Sarah Larson is 29 years old, which is way too damn close to 30 for a hot commodity like Clooney.

Clooney kicked Sarah to the curb and is now on the prowl for a newer and better model.  According to In Touch magazine a friend of Clooney's said "George is relieved to be single again... "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down."

Britney Spears Loses Custody of her Children

Britney has finally made the ultimate celebrity oops.  Britney Spears lost custody of her children to Kfed.  Federline’s attorney Mark Kaplan took a trip to Los Angeles Superior Court Monday morning to rat Britney out for driving illegally.  Shame, shame, shame.  This past weekend Britney was cruising around without a valid drivers license with her children in the car.

The Los Angeles judge took away Spears’ custody rights and gave Federline 100% full physical custody of the boys.  Britney is ordered to turn her children over to Federline by Wednesday.  The Spears’ boys are to stay with Daddy Loser until further notice.

Here is the exact wording of the ruling:

“Respondent’s oral motion pursuant to section 214FC is granted and the matter proceeds as a closed hearing.  The court and all parties present confer on the record that the court makes its order as fully reflected in the notes of the official court reporter. The court’s  prior order including the orders made on September 28, 2007 remain in full force and effect with the following modification: Respondent is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday October  3rd, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the Court. Repondent’s ex- parte application is noticed for October 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM in  Department 88.”

Brit and Federline had 50/50 shared custody of the children until todays events.  I just can’t see K-fed doing a great job bringing up the boys.  It’s in my nature to slam celebs, but I actually feel for celebrities in this situation. 

There probably isn’t a parent alive that hasn’t done something that would have been considered bad parenting by social services if paparazzi was following their every move.  My own mom dropped my older brother on his head once (jerk is still smarter than me).  My sister-in-law left her infant (now 15yrs. old son) in the sun (man that was 1 red ass kid).   Both of these women are wonderful moms, but stuff happens when you’re a parent.   The younger the parent is the more stuff tends to happen.

So, yeah I kinda feel for Britney.  She’s a young mom, she loves her kids, but she’s irresponsible. Britney can’t walk outside without being hounded with the flashing lights from the cameras of the paparazzi.  She has body guards, nannies and mannies.  What kid has more people watching over them than that? 

Still social services is of the belief that the boys will be better off with Daddy Spears.  Kevin Federline is a money grubbing uber-turd that knocked up a pop-star.  If the kids and Spears didn’t get his face in the news and more money in his bank account I totally think he’d just be another dead beat dad.  

 

 

 

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Pitt wants Jen Back

Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt wanted the family life and he sure as hell got it. Maddox, Shiloh, Zahara, and now their latest acquisition Pax.

Angelina has been collecting children like most Hollywood stars collect couture handbags. All the while constantly going on goodwill trips, leaving Pitt to pick up the slack.

Life & Style is reporting Brad Pitt wants Jennifer Aniston back. Apparently, Brad phoned Jennifer Aniston on April 10, feeling the need to pour his heart out about his problems with Angelina and ended up revealing his true feelings for Jennifer.

Brad told Jen that he missed being with a woman who was his best friend, the insider says. In fact, he became so emotional, he blurted a shocking confession to Jen: I think I made a huge mistake leaving you. Reps for Brad and Jen deny the story, but the insider insists, There's no doubt Brad would love to have Jen back. True or not it's good gossip.

Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie has made a formal court request to change adopted son Pax Thien's surname to Jolie-Pitt.