Phoenix says it's true, though. He really wants a career in hip hop, and he's given up acting to do it. He says it's not a hoax, and he's not doing it for publicity, he's just following his heart. He's grown a beard, adopted the shaggy-and-unkempt look, and started rapping. He built a recording studio in his home, and he's spending a lot of time there, working on tracks for his album. His rap debut came at a club in Vegas, and the video is now on the Internet. It made a lot of people start asking questions about whether he was serious or whether he was just joking because most of the rapping was inaudible and he fell off the stage at the end.

It wasn't exactly a good start, but he still insists he's for real. Apparently only time will tell on this one, and it's certain that a lot of people will be sticking around to see what happens, if only for the amusement.

Apparantly, Cagle and Tant were having a good o'l knock down drag out when the cops were called.  The Po-Po said the couple was drunk and then their loud argument became physical.  Both Chris and Jennifer were detained for a mandatory 12 hour jail spa day.

Clooney kicked Sarah to the curb and is now on the prowl for a newer and better model.  According to In Touch magazine a friend of Clooney's said "George is relieved to be single again... "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down."

This is when it truly sucks to be famous…Judge William T. Hodges sentenced Snipes with the maximum sentence, stating that it was important to create a deterrent against tax defiance.

"I am very sorry for my mistakes and errors. This will never happen again." Says Snipes.

The judge accused Snipes of making a “grandstanding move” when during the courts recess Snipes legal team gave an IRS agent checks totaling $5 million.  The judge and prosecutor refused the payment.

Snipes said he epitomized the phrase “Mo Money, Mo’ Problems.

Snipes legal team plans to appeal but Uncle Sam and his prosecutors intend to deny any request that would allow him to stay out of the big house while any appeal is pending.

The gossip is flying.  According to Star magazine, Jamie Lynn Spears the once pure and innocent tween of Zoey 101 has cheated on Casey Aldridge numerous times.   Casey is the poor sucker that got the Spears pregnancy finger pointed at him.

Star goes on to say they have a statement from a fellow teen in Kentwood, LA that said, “I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with — or the last.  There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent.”

Another fair weather friend says that before Jamie Lynn landed in the mommy wagon she had always partied crazy hard in private.  “Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that.”

Only days before announcing her infamous pregnancy, Jamie Lynn apparantly shocked a guy at a party by asking him for sex.   “It’s cool, I’m pregnant,” she said. “I can’t get pregnant again!”

Now that the dust is beginning to settle, Jamie Lynn and soon to be father of her child, Casey Aldridge plan to whisk themselves away to the luxury of a double wide trailer and start their lives together.

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PETA has some giant sized un-neutered balls. They created a 30 second "Sex Talk" commercial spoof. Comparing spaying and neutering your pet to teen pregnancy. PETA launched the commercial in Jamie Lynn Spears hometown. Guess she should have gotten spayed.

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In this commercial Mom and Dad are sitting beside their young teenage daughter encouraging teen pregnancy. The spot ends with mom saying "My little girl's gonna get some."

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Tabloids had recently taken some jabs at Jennifer and her new curvy body.  Which seemed to really piss her off.

“Size two (UK size 6) is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size zero doesn’t make you beautiful.

“I know what I look like and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.” says Jennifer Love-Hewitt.

All this ranting over weight from Jennifer tells me one thing, that father-to-be and fiancé Ross McCall should be afraid...very afraid.  He better get used to the idea of the "After Baby" look.  Thanks a lot jerkass, way to mess up a hot looking babe!

What did Jennifer and Ross think of being pregnant?

“Jennifer was shocked, but at the same time she was ecstatic with the news.”

“It wasn’t planned, but now that it’s happened Jennifer and Ross are both very happy.” a source close to Jennifer says.

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The Los Angeles judge took away Spears’ custody rights and gave Federline 100% full physical custody of the boys.  Britney is ordered to turn her children over to Federline by Wednesday.  The Spears’ boys are to stay with Daddy Loser until further notice.

Here is the exact wording of the ruling:

“Respondent’s oral motion pursuant to section 214FC is granted and the matter proceeds as a closed hearing.  The court and all parties present confer on the record that the court makes its order as fully reflected in the notes of the official court reporter. The court’s  prior order including the orders made on September 28, 2007 remain in full force and effect with the following modification: Respondent is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday October  3rd, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the Court. Repondent’s ex- parte application is noticed for October 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM in  Department 88.”

Brit and Federline had 50/50 shared custody of the children until todays events.  I just can’t see K-fed doing a great job bringing up the boys.  It’s in my nature to slam celebs, but I actually feel for celebrities in this situation. 

So, yeah I kinda feel for Britney.  She’s a young mom, she loves her kids, but she’s irresponsible. Britney can’t walk outside without being hounded with the flashing lights from the cameras of the paparazzi.  She has body guards, nannies and mannies.  What kid has more people watching over them than that? 

Still social services is of the belief that the boys will be better off with Daddy Spears.  Kevin Federline is a money grubbing uber-turd that knocked up a pop-star.  If the kids and Spears didn’t get his face in the news and more money in his bank account I totally think he’d just be another dead beat dad.  

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This wholesome conglomorate prides themselves on family values and the ability to shove them down your throat.

The problem with Disney's unmovable values is that they apparantly can't see what's in front of their faces.

Their latest aquisition, teen star Zac Efron is totally gay...not that there's anything wrong with that.  In Hollywood, being gay is as normal as carrying your pooch around in couture handbags.

In fact there are some definite bonuses to being gay:

1. Good dressers - no prison fashions here - never see oversized drooping jeans
2. Polite -  always friendly, yes ma'm and sir
3. Upbeat personality - everything is fabulous!
4. Eye for Design - the ability to decorate the shit out of anything

I'm sorry little ladies, but I just don't see how the teenie-bopper community can possibly believe that this kid is straight.  Zac Efron's big leap to fame came in the form of musicals!  High School Musical the made for tv movie and Hair Spray.  Soooo Gay!  Since when is singing and dancing in a musical considered manly?  Answer:  Absolutely Freaking Never!

Zac Efron is a cute and talented kid, but it's only a matter of time before this teen idol comes dancing and prancing right out of the proverbial closet.

Even Mr. Gay himself (Perez Hilton) is beginning to think so.

Perez Hilton's Comments: "Manpris and flip flops????"

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The age of the boy is not clear from the report, taken by officer A.D.

A Cape Coral father called police Saturday after his son was scaring his sisters with a frog.  Chasing your sisters with a frog is not nice, but it’s not a reason to find yourself in handcuffs.

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