Chris Cagle Rocks Jennifer Tant all the way to the Slammer

Chris Cagle & Girlfriend ArrestedSounds like Chris Cagle lives his life just like the country music he sings.  Cagle and his girlfriend Jennifer Tant were both arrested in Nashville on Wednesday morning on the charge of domestic assault.

Apparantly, Cagle and Tant were having a good o'l knock down drag out when the cops were called.  The Po-Po said the couple was drunk and then their loud argument became physical.  Both Chris and Jennifer were detained for a mandatory 12 hour jail spa day.

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Wesley Snipes Sentenced to 3 Years in Jail

Snipes gets 3 year jail sentenceThe taxman threw the hatchet at actor Wesley Snipes.  Snipes was sentenced to three years in prison for willfully failing to file his tax returns for the years 1999 through 2001.

This is when it truly sucks to be famous…Judge William T. Hodges sentenced Snipes with the maximum sentence, stating that it was important to create a deterrent against tax defiance.

"I am very sorry for my mistakes and errors. This will never happen again." Says Snipes.
Prosecutors claim Snipes brought in over $38 million since 1999 and didn’t pay taxes or file for any of it before last Thursday.

The judge accused Snipes of making a “grandstanding move” when during the courts recess Snipes legal team gave an IRS agent checks totaling $5 million.  The judge and prosecutor refused the payment.

Snipes said he epitomized the phrase “Mo Money, Mo’ Problems.

Snipes legal team plans to appeal but Uncle Sam and his prosecutors intend to deny any request that would allow him to stay out of the big house while any appeal is pending.

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Police Called: Brother Frog Assaults his Sister

Boy Arrested Due to Frog?The officer advised Daddy Dearest that the boy had not committed any crime, and therefore could not be arrested.” The boy’s sisters and mother told Fleming that the father was overreacting, and at no time did the confrontation become physical. “(The father) insisted I arrest his son. “According to (the boy), he was arguing because his father was pushing him out of his sisters’ room when he had the frog,” Fleming reported.

The age of the boy is not clear from the report, taken by officer A.D.

A Cape Coral father called police Saturday after his son was scaring his sisters with a frog.  Chasing your sisters with a frog is not nice, but it’s not a reason to find yourself in handcuffs.

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Lindsay Lohan – Oops Life Can be so Tough

Nice Girl Lindsay LohanDon't we all just feel horribly sad for Lindsay Lohan.  This poor innocent little girl is going to have to serve a massive 48 hours in jail for her ever so minor celebrity oops.

On Wednesday, August 22nd Lindsay plead guilty to nine misdemeanor charges along with the two DUIs filed against her.  Luckily for this Hollywood princess, she was able to afford an attorney us norms could only dream of.  Lindsay's super attorney scored a sweet deal that was almost painless.

Since Lindsay plead no contest to both DUI charges, it is mandatory that she serves a minimum of four days in the slammer.  Thanks to Lindsay's fame she is going to be just fine, serving 36 months probation and attending an alcohol education program for 18 months for the first DUI.

Jail time came when dealing with Lindsay's second DUI.  The judge ordered Lohan to serve 48 hours in jail, of which the first 24 must be served by January 18th (Which is totally bogus..I mean come on..what self respecting party girl is going to be available for jail time anywhere near the Christmas/New Years extravaganza?).

Some how Lindsay will have to buckle down and work hard to pull off this loathsome task.  I know our hearts are with her on this trying experience. 

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Shouldn't we all feel the blame for Lohan's drinking and drug usage?  Isn't it us?  The voyeur's of the beautiful people waiting and watching every move to see the next celebrity oops, who should be doing time instead?  Celebrities and the Hollywood elite cannot be expected to be responsible for their own lives.  They have hair, make-up, parties and drugs to attend to.  Besides, jail just isn't meant for sweet innocent flowers like Lohan.

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