PETA & Jamie Lynn Spears – Sex Talk Commercial

PETA has some giant sized un-neutered balls. They created a 30 second "Sex Talk" commercial spoof. Comparing spaying and neutering your pet to teen pregnancy. PETA launched the commercial in Jamie Lynn Spears hometown. Guess she should have gotten spayed.

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In this commercial Mom and Dad are sitting beside their young teenage daughter encouraging teen pregnancy. The spot ends with mom saying "My little girl's gonna get some."

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Jennifer Love-Hewitt is Pregnant – Good bye hot body

Jennifer Love-Hewitt Pregnant - Good Bye Hot BodyThe big breasted hottie of tv shows "Ghost Whisperer", Jennifer Love-Hewitt is knocked up.

Tabloids had recently taken some jabs at Jennifer and her new curvy body.  Which seemed to really piss her off.

“Size two (UK size 6) is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size zero doesn’t make you beautiful.

“I know what I look like and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.” says Jennifer Love-Hewitt.

All this ranting over weight from Jennifer tells me one thing, that father-to-be and fiancé Ross McCall should be afraid...very afraid.  He better get used to the idea of the "After Baby" look.  Thanks a lot jerkass, way to mess up a hot looking babe!

What did Jennifer and Ross think of being pregnant?

“Jennifer was shocked, but at the same time she was ecstatic with the news.”

“It wasn’t planned, but now that it’s happened Jennifer and Ross are both very happy.” a source close to Jennifer says.

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Britney Spears Loses Custody of her Children

Britney Spears Loses Custody of her children.Britney has finally made the ultimate celebrity oops.  Britney Spears lost custody of her children to Kfed.  Federline’s attorney Mark Kaplan took a trip to Los Angeles Superior Court Monday morning to rat Britney out for driving illegally.  Shame, shame, shame.  This past weekend Britney was cruising around without a valid drivers license with her children in the car.

The Los Angeles judge took away Spears’ custody rights and gave Federline 100% full physical custody of the boys.  Britney is ordered to turn her children over to Federline by Wednesday.  The Spears’ boys are to stay with Daddy Loser until further notice.

Here is the exact wording of the ruling:

“Respondent’s oral motion pursuant to section 214FC is granted and the matter proceeds as a closed hearing.  The court and all parties present confer on the record that the court makes its order as fully reflected in the notes of the official court reporter. The court’s  prior order including the orders made on September 28, 2007 remain in full force and effect with the following modification: Respondent is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday October  3rd, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the Court. Repondent’s ex- parte application is noticed for October 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM in  Department 88.”

Brit and Federline had 50/50 shared custody of the children until todays events.  I just can’t see K-fed doing a great job bringing up the boys.  It’s in my nature to slam celebs, but I actually feel for celebrities in this situation. 

Young Mom Britney Spears Screws Up

There probably isn’t a parent alive that hasn’t done something that would have been considered bad parenting by social services if paparazzi was following their every move.  My own mom dropped my older brother on his head once (jerk is still smarter than me).  My sister-in-law left her infant (now 15yrs. old son) in the sun (man that was 1 red ass kid).   Both of these women are wonderful moms, but stuff happens when you’re a parent.   The younger the parent is the more stuff tends to happen.

So, yeah I kinda feel for Britney.  She’s a young mom, she loves her kids, but she’s irresponsible. Britney can’t walk outside without being hounded with the flashing lights from the cameras of the paparazzi.  She has body guards, nannies and mannies.  What kid has more people watching over them than that? 

Kevin Federline Gets Full CustodyStill social services is of the belief that the boys will be better off with Daddy Spears.  Kevin Federline is a money grubbing uber-turd that knocked up a pop-star.  If the kids and Spears didn’t get his face in the news and more money in his bank account I totally think he’d just be another dead beat dad.  

 

 

 

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Zac Efron – Come Out of the Closet Already!

Zac Effron soooo Gay!Zac Efron a role model for todays teens?  Disney sure thinks so.

This wholesome conglomorate prides themselves on family values and the ability to shove them down your throat.

The problem with Disney's unmovable values is that they apparantly can't see what's in front of their faces.

Their latest aquisition, teen star Zac Efron is totally gay...not that there's anything wrong with that.  In Hollywood, being gay is as normal as carrying your pooch around in couture handbags.

In fact there are some definite bonuses to being gay:

  1. Good dressers - no prison fashions here - never see oversized drooping jeans
  2. Polite -  always friendly, yes ma'm and sir
  3. Upbeat personality - everything is fabulous!
  4. Eye for Design - the ability to decorate the shit out of anything
What more could you want in a teen idol?

I'm sorry little ladies, but I just don't see how the teenie-bopper community can possibly believe that this kid is straight.  Zac Efron's big leap to fame came in the form of musicals!  High School Musical the made for tv movie and Hair Spray.  Soooo Gay!  Since when is singing and dancing in a musical considered manly?  Answer:  Absolutely Freaking Never!

Zac Efron is a cute and talented kid, but it's only a matter of time before this teen idol comes dancing and prancing right out of the proverbial closet.

Even Mr. Gay himself (Perez Hilton) is beginning to think so.

Perez Hilton's Comments: "Manpris and flip flops????"

Zac Efron soooo Gay!

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Police Called: Brother Frog Assaults his Sister

Boy Arrested Due to Frog?The officer advised Daddy Dearest that the boy had not committed any crime, and therefore could not be arrested.” The boy’s sisters and mother told Fleming that the father was overreacting, and at no time did the confrontation become physical. “(The father) insisted I arrest his son. “According to (the boy), he was arguing because his father was pushing him out of his sisters’ room when he had the frog,” Fleming reported.

The age of the boy is not clear from the report, taken by officer A.D.

A Cape Coral father called police Saturday after his son was scaring his sisters with a frog.  Chasing your sisters with a frog is not nice, but it’s not a reason to find yourself in handcuffs.

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