CelebrityMooch » George Clooney

Clooney Upgrades His Green Ride

CelebrityMooch — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:33:21 +0000

What the hell was Clooney thinking while he was tooling around in his crappy little one seater eco-car? This is friggin' embarrassing!

With that one thought Clooney's craptastic electric car the Tango was traded in for a more suitable vehicle for someone of his incredible hotness. The Tesla Roadster.

The Tesla Roadster is one sweet ass electric sports car. This electric car is far from embarrassing with a respectable speed of 0-60 in four seconds.

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George Clooney Dumps Sarah Larson!

CelebrityMooch — Thu, 29 May 2008 02:36:20 +0000

Beefcake George Clooney is back on the market! At age 47, Clooney knows when to cut his loses. Sarah Larson is 29 years old, which is way too damn close to 30 for a hot commodity like Clooney.

Clooney kicked Sarah to the curb and is now on the prowl for a newer and better model. According to In Touch magazine a friend of Clooney's said "George is relieved to be single again... "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down."