A Hoof Stomping Good Time! Celebrity Ungulates

Posted by admin on July 24th, 2008

Celebrity Ungulates

Ungulate:

1. Hoofed mammals such as camels, cattle, and swine.
2. Having hooves.
3. Resembling hooves; hooflike.

There are numerous breeds and ages of celebrity ungulates that roam throughout the concrete jungles of Los Angeles and New York.

Wildlife can be beautiful, but it can also be filled with horrible cruelty. Life in the concrete jungles can be tough for these pampered creatures.

Enjoy the wildlife!

Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale is a vivacious ungulate with wide open plains in front of her. She’ll be stomping that hoof for a long time to come!

Ashanti

Ashanti is a fighting ungulate. Here we see her using her defensive posture. Flapping her arms and thrusting her hoof forward in an attempt to scare off predators.

Britney Spears

Britney Spears is a naive ungulate. Paying no attention to her surroundings, leaving her hoof completely exposed for attack.

Brooke Hogan

Brooke Hogan is a fearless ungulate. Prancing her hoof all about while spewing guttural sounds to all who will listen.

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum is an alpha ungulate. Strong and fierce, she stands amongst her herd with hoof ready to attack.

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is a cautious ungulate. Here we see her pulling on her blue hoof holder, making certain her hoof is snuggly protected from the elements.

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is a young ungulate just beginning to explore the grazing grounds. In the wild, young ungulates are forced to grow up quickly. Even though not yet fully developed, Miley is proudly displaying her hoof and position in the celebrity herd.

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton is a battered but not beaten ungulate. Although her hoof has clearly been trampled, she some how manages the strength to limp through the concrete jungle.

Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson was once an ungulate of great beauty, whose hoof glistened in the sunshine. These days it takes an army of personal hoof assistants to get her hoof to shine for even the briefest moment. It’s definitely time to set this ungulate out to pasture.

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a dim witted ungulate that has over exposed her hoof on numerous occasions. Most ungulates shy away from the predators of the concrete jungle, but this celebrity ungulate repeatedly taunts them with her hoof.

Rebecca Romjin

Rebecca Romjin is a captured ungulate. This graphic image shows Rebecca’s hoof being spot lighted by ungulate hunters. It is clear that her hoof has been netted.

Linda Carter - Wonder Woman

Linda Carter is a rarely seen species of the ungulate family (scientific name Wonderous Womanous). Dawning a sleek blue coat this tough and hearty ungulate revels in showing off it’s powerful blue hoof. It’s clear this hoof was made for stomping!


Miley Cyrus Gets Seven Figure Book Deal

Posted by admin on April 24th, 2008

Miley Cyrus gets a Seven Figure Book DealThe so called Sketchy photos didn’t hurt Miley Cyrus’ rep any.

This super tween star just signed a seven figure book deal with the Disney Book Group.

Apparantly, Miley’s book is going to be about her life from simple country girl to her rise as an international star and household name and how her family kept her grounded.

Cyrus told People,

“I am so excited to let fans in on how important my relationship with my family is to me. I hope to motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together, and inspire kids around the world to live their dreams.”

Of course the book will be filled with new and never before seen photos.  I mean they have to fill it with content somehow.

Miley’s book is set to be published in Spring of 2009 and will be launched along side of her new Hannah Montana movie.

Miley Cyrus’ Naughty Photos

Posted by admin on April 22nd, 2008

Miley Cyrus’ pictures just aren’t that racey.  A tummy here, a bra strap there…I suppose any tween with a halo image is destined to get nailed by the media for something.

Miley Cyrus in her underwear

Looks like every teen photo on MySpace

Miley with her boyfriend

This guy totally thinks he’s getting some!  Teenage boys are so dumb.

Miley cuddles with her boyfriend

Uhh, oooh..Maybe he did get some!

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