Ungulate:

There are numerous breeds and ages of celebrity ungulates that roam throughout the concrete jungles of Los Angeles and New York.

Wildlife can be beautiful, but it can also be filled with horrible cruelty. Life in the concrete jungles can be tough for these pampered creatures. Enjoy the wildlife!

Kate Beckinsale is a vivacious ungulate with wide open plains in front of her. She'll be stomping that hoof for a long time to come!

Ashanti is a fighting ungulate. Here we see her using her defensive posture. Flapping her arms and thrusting her hoof forward in an attempt to scare off predators.

Britney Spears is a naive ungulate. Paying no attention to her surroundings, leaving her hoof completely exposed for attack.

Brooke Hogan is a fearless ungulate. Prancing her hoof all about while spewing guttural sounds to all who will listen.

Heidi Klum is an alpha ungulate. Strong and fierce, she stands amongst her herd with hoof ready to attack.

Jessica Simpson is a cautious ungulate. Here we see her pulling on her blue hoof holder, making certain her hoof is snuggly protected from the elements.

Miley Cyrus is a young ungulate just beginning to explore the grazing grounds. In the wild, young ungulates are forced to grow up quickly. Even though not yet fully developed, Miley is proudly displaying her hoof and position in the celebrity herd.

Mischa Barton is a battered but not beaten ungulate. Although her hoof has clearly been trampled, she some how manages the strength to limp through the concrete jungle.

Pamela Anderson was once an ungulate of great beauty, whose hoof glistened in the sunshine. These days it takes an army of personal hoof assistants to get her hoof to shine for even the briefest moment. It's definitely time to set this ungulate out to pasture.

Paris Hilton is a dim witted ungulate that has over exposed her hoof on numerous occasions. Most ungulates shy away from the predators of the concrete jungle, but this celebrity ungulate repeatedly taunts them with her hoof.

Rebecca Romjin is a captured ungulate. This graphic image shows Rebecca's hoof being spot lighted by ungulate hunters. It is clear that her hoof has been netted.

Linda Carter is a rarely seen species of the ungulate family (scientific name Wonderous Womanous). Dawning a sleek blue coat this tough and hearty ungulate revels in showing off it's powerful blue hoof. It's clear this hoof was made for stomping!

At no time did I approve of the defendant being released from custody to her home. "I don't know why the defendant could not be treated at Lynwood, because they have a great medical facility." says Judge Sauer.

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Late Thursday afternoon the city attorney filed a petition demanding  the cause of Paris' changed punishment, and to learn if Sherriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton.

There is currently no order for Sherrif Baca to attend court.

Paris had the opportunity to gain some respect from the public by biting the bullet and just doing her time, exactly like the rest of us would have to. She even went in early, not something most of us would do. We all like seeing celebs take responsibility for their actions - but we don't mind burning them at the stake as well. 

When word spread of Paris' release the public was mad as hell, and they didn't hesitate to let the world know it.

"What transpired here is outrageous," county Supervisor Don Knabe told The Associated Press, adding he received hundreds of phone calls from all over the country and more than 400 angry e-mails.

This story has become so mainstream that it is no longer about Paris Hilton, but the special treatment the priveldeged receive over everyone else. Paris has made so many people angry with this stunt, that the heat is barreling down on politicians everywhere.  I think she is headed back to the slammer.

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After 3 torturous days in the clink, Paris has been fitted with a new piece of ankle jewelry and reassigned to house arrest.  Paris was released from jail due to medical reasons he could not discuss due to confidentiality laws says Steve Whitmore, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept. spokesperson.

Whitmore emphatically stated that Paris was not released early, but only reassigned.  Technically, Paris is still in custody and will be confined to her West Hollywood home for 40 days. 

Paris' jail cell was 96 square feet and now she has a 3000-4000 foot radius of couch sitting, food delivering, tv watching freedom.

For the rest of the world, staying in a mansion with amenities up the wazoo is considered a luxury & a dream vacation.  According to Whitmore after her 40 days are up Paris will have fulfilled her debt to society.  How out of touch is our legal system?

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