PETA has some giant sized un-neutered balls. They created a 30 second “Sex Talk” commercial spoof. Comparing spaying and neutering your pet to teen pregnancy. PETA launched the commercial in Jamie Lynn Spears hometown. Guess she should have gotten spayed.

In this commercial Mom and Dad are sitting beside their young teenage daughter encouraging teen pregnancy. The spot ends with mom saying “My little girl’s gonna get some.”

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The officer advised Daddy Dearest that the boy had not committed any crime, and therefore could not be arrested.” The boy’s sisters and mother told Fleming that the father was overreacting, and at no time did the confrontation become physical. “(The father) insisted I arrest his son. “According to (the boy), he was arguing because his father was pushing him out of his sisters’ room when he had the frog,” Fleming reported.

The age of the boy is not clear from the report, taken by officer A.D.

A Cape Coral father called police Saturday after his son was scaring his sisters with a frog.  Chasing your sisters with a frog is not nice, but it’s not a reason to find yourself in handcuffs.

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Simply put, there are just some people in this world that should really know better than to go onto national television.  I’m proud to be an American, but it’s moments like these that really make you worry about our country’s future.  This moron is definitely not going to be a millionaire.

Those crazy UK teens.  Here in the states our teens go cow tipping, but the English go the extra mile. 

A teen in England was seen wearing only black briefs and getting all hot and bothered with farmer Richard Parish’s English Longhorn Cow.  The passer-by’s who caught the teen in action yelled at the boy and called the police.  The teen had fled the scene by the time police arrived.

Farmer Richard Parish was shocked to hear what had happened to one of his 3 rare English Longhorn cows.  He beleives the accosted cow was Blondie, his friendliest English Longhorn.

“English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth,” he told The Sun.

At Parish’s farm in Skipwith, North Yorkshire he found Blondie’s feed bucket was being moved from time to time and suspects the attacker seduced Blondie with food.

“I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don’t seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.” says Richard Parish.

I’m sure it must get boring on the English country side.  But hasn’t everyone heard the stories of how easy a farmers daughter is? 

You’d think a teenage boy would be more interested in getting some action from local girls, but then again when your women have teeth like this… I suppose a cow with big o’l teets starts to looks pretty damn good.

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Charles Tombe was caught in a compromising position with his neighbor’s goat, Rose. In their infinite wisdom the village elders decided Tombe must marry Rose and provide a dowry to his neighbor.

Now, just over a year later Rose has passed away. Little Rose the famous goat of South Sudan just couldn’t take it anymore. After only a few months of marriage Rose the goat died. It’s believed that she choked on a plastic bag while eating scraps on the streets of Juba. You know you’re a bad husband when your goat “wife” commits goat-icide.

Rose the goat gave Charles Tombe her solemn neigh to be faithful and give endless milk, still he could not take the time to provide her with meals. I swear it must be getting harder and harder to find a good man.

Shortly after marrying Tombe, Rose the goat gave birth to a healthy baby boy. The townspeople claim it’s not Tombe’s.

But I’m just not sure…

The “husband”, Charles Tombe, said he was drunk at the time but has since refused to comment on the issue. The kid is owned by Mr Tombe. It may be time to call child services.

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I’m not sure if this funny or offensive (I can’t tell the difference), but it sure as hell made me laugh! 

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