Clooney Upgrades His Green Ride
What the hell was Clooney thinking while he was tooling around in his crappy little one seater eco-car? This is friggin' embarrassing!
With that one thought Clooney's craptastic electric car the Tango was traded in for a more suitable vehicle for someone of his incredible hotness. The Tesla Roadster.
The Tesla Roadster is one sweet ass electric sports car. This electric car is far from embarrassing with a respectable speed of 0-60 in four seconds.
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One day soon, when the American dollar stops its free-fall in the market place, and we realize that we too are a third world country, we will get over our monumental egos, admit we were helped in winning WWII, we lost, cut and ran from Vietnam, and got our mighty red white and blistered blue asses kicked hard by a bunch of turban topped toga wearing assholes with AK-47s in Iraq – and no oil yet! We need to rush into Canada with a huge conquering force, kill all the Canadians we can, then steal the oil sand from them! But!we already own the oil sands! WTF? No place for 1930′s John Wayne egomaniacle bullshit there either! Maybe we should reduce the armed forces,increase the science courses, and face the facts of the real world for a change and fix things right here at home first!
Holy crap Uncle B. You’re a freaking buzz kill. Americans don’t care about any of that shit…we just wanna look cool and kill lots of shit.
Amen Joyride, screw our quality of life!
Well as long as his car has a new hands free jack and mp3 player right?
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