Crazy Cow Poking Brits
Those crazy UK teens. Here in the states our teens go cow tipping, but the English go the extra mile.
A teen in England was seen wearing only black briefs and getting all hot and bothered with farmer Richard Parish's English Longhorn Cow. The passer-by's who caught the teen in action yelled at the boy and called the police. The teen had fled the scene by the time police arrived.
Farmer Richard Parish was shocked to hear what had happened to one of his 3 rare English Longhorn cows. He beleives the accosted cow was Blondie, his friendliest English Longhorn.
“English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth,” he told The Sun.
At Parish's farm in Skipwith, North Yorkshire he found Blondie's feed bucket was being moved from time to time and suspects the attacker seduced Blondie with food.
“I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don't seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.” says Richard Parish.
I'm sure it must get boring on the English country side. But hasn't everyone heard the stories of how easy a farmers daughter is?
You'd think a teenage boy would be more interested in getting some action from local girls, but then again when your women have teeth like this... I suppose a cow with big o'l teets starts to looks pretty damn good.
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looks more american to me, before all the airbrushing and other false shit they do.
Better than some morbidly obese American bitch, that’s for sure.
Now now children.
whats with this ridiculous stereotype? the majority of English people i know have great teeth with the exception of the older people.
Americans dont exactly have perfect teeth before they’ve had veneers plastered all over them.
A cretinous article by a hackneyed moron who can’t use an apostrophe.
My American husband moved over 2000 miles to get away from insecure, fake and superficial American women. Luckily he knew that this judgement is a load of bollocks and there are far more important things about a person than their teeth! Its not like every American I’ve met has had great teeth, in fact the ones who choose put hang ups like this onto other people are the ones who have blown their college money or trust fund on covering up the fact they aren’t physically perfect either with shiny day glo veneers that have to be replaced continuously as they rot the teeth underneath – slightly two faced me thinks and they wonder why the rest of the world sees them as a joke (including some of their own!)
stuiped ass
I think it is quite funny to get so upset over an otherwise funny article. You are showing your ignorance in your responses by being just as sterotypical of Americans as he is being of the English. And learn to spell “Stupid” ass.
I have great teeth, as does my life partner AROCK. The only thing greater than my teeth is my love for all forms of fascism. I wish to put all gold owning, ron paul supporters into death camps…..
I’m not sure where you are getting your information, but good topic. I needs to spend some time learning more or understanding more. Thanks for great info I was looking for this info for my mission.
It would help if you could publish the truth, I can tell you got your information from the sun even about the teeth.
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