Goat “Wife” Dies – Survived by goat child

Charles Tombe was caught in a compromising position with his neighbor's goat, Rose. In their infinite wisdom the village elders decided Tombe must marry Rose and provide a dowry to his neighbor.

Now, just over a year later Rose has passed away. Little Rose the famous goat of South Sudan just couldn't take it anymore. After only a few months of marriage Rose the goat died. It's believed that she choked on a plastic bag while eating scraps on the streets of Juba. You know you're a bad husband when your goat "wife" commits goat-icide.

Rose the goat gave Charles Tombe her solemn neigh to be faithful and give endless milk, still he could not take the time to provide her with meals. I swear it must be getting harder and harder to find a good man.

Shortly after marrying Tombe, Rose the goat gave birth to a healthy baby boy. The townspeople claim it's not Tombe's.

But I'm just not sure...

The "husband", Charles Tombe, said he was drunk at the time but has since refused to comment on the issue. The kid is owned by Mr Tombe. It may be time to call child services.

 

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