Lego Hates Celebrities

Lego is celebrating their 30th anniversary of Lego Minifigures by making horrible likenesses of popular celebrities.  These figures are so hideous, I can only assume that Lego must hate celebrities.  Decide for yourself.

Lego even hates their children.  I want to gouge out my eyes.
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt. Lego even hates their children. I want to gouge out my eyes.
Madonna is clearly an angry fat blonde pig in the eyes of Lego.
Madonna is clearly an angry fat blonde pig in the eyes of Lego.
Alan Titchmarsh famous for his UK television gardening programs.  Lego must hate everyone who aquires any fame at all.  This figurine looks freaking miserable gardening, not to mention old as dirt.
Alan Titchmarsh the famous UK television gardener. Lego must hate everyone who aquires any fame at all. This figurine looks freaking miserable gardening, not to mention old as dirt.  Looks more like Dick Clark.
Sir Cliff Richard (British equivalent to Elvis Presley).  Lego is obviously trying to start a gay rumor with the flamboyant pink shirt.  I suppose it could be an honest mistake, all Brits sound like flamers.
Sir Cliff Richard (British equivalent to Elvis Presley). Lego is obviously trying to start a gay rumor with the flamboyant pink shirt. I suppose it could be an honest mistake, since all Brits act like flamers.
Simon Cowell and the XFactor Judges.  They deserve what Lego has done to them.
Simon Cowell and the XFactor Judges. They deserve what Lego has done to them.

Amy Winehouse has been immortalized in the form of a Lego Minifigure.  She is the only one that actually looks better as a Lego.  I can only assume they expect her to kick off from an overdose any day.

Amy Winehouse has been immortalized in the form of a Lego Minifigure. I think Amy Winehouse actually looks better as a Lego. I can only assume that Lego didn't screw this one up since she'll be dead soon anyway.

Victoria & David Beckham.  Lego has no boundaries.  Lego is clearly portraying Victoria giving David a Dirty Sanchez.  That is just wrong on sooo many levels.
Victoria & David Beckham. Lego is clearly portraying Victoria giving David a Dirty Sanchez. This is just wrong on sooo many levels.

Photos: WENN

Lego is not releasing the figures to the public, so enjoy looking at these monstrosities while you can.

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4 Responses to “Lego Hates Celebrities”

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  2. The Hawg says:

    Well, now I’ve got to do some research. It’s just inconceivable that any of this is for real.

    If it is, Lego got Madonna right — she is an angry. blond pig.

  3. Baseguardian says:

    Hehe, funny. But I don’t think that these are real.

  4. noob says:

    home slice to the dicen eskimo just like the breeze of all the dark light, yo! Just like the hotters on a squirrel drinking pickel juice you’ve met my heart. yiggity yackin sup dawg you are so slickity-slicky sweet and i want you to know, dawg, that im always keeping the pupil of 1000 loves on yeah. Oh yeah, homies.

  5. andrew says:

    no these are fake, the hair is obvious as well as ine of the guys microphones, it is all on the computer

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