Prosperous Paris out of Peril

Paris released from jail on day 3Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty Paris is free at last!

After 3 torturous days in the clink, Paris has been fitted with a new piece of ankle jewelry and reassigned to house arrest.  Paris was released from jail due to medical reasons he could not discuss due to confidentiality laws says Steve Whitmore, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept. spokesperson.

Whitmore emphatically stated that Paris was not released early, but only reassigned.  Technically, Paris is still in custody and will be confined to her West Hollywood home for 40 days. 

Paris' jail cell was 96 square feet and now she has a 3000-4000 foot radius of couch sitting, food delivering, tv watching freedom.

For the rest of the world, staying in a mansion with amenities up the wazoo is considered a luxury & a dream vacation.  According to Whitmore after her 40 days are up Paris will have fulfilled her debt to society.  How out of touch is our legal system?

Is there a curse of The Dark Knight?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

Tags: , , ,

One Response to “Prosperous Paris out of Peril”

  1. Paris Hilton enjoyed her first post-prison shopping spree last week. The hotel heiress – who arrived in Los Angeles after a relaxing beach break in Maui

Leave a Reply