Celebrities in Bikinis – Get Warmed Up!
With the weather getting colder, I thought I'd heat things up a bit with some smok'n hot celebrity bikini videos. Damn, these chicks are hot! I'm feeling warmer already!
Tags: Celebrity, celebrity bikinisWhat is Joaquin Phoenix Thinking?
It's a question that a lot of people in Hollywood – and everywhere else – have been asking themselves lately. Is he crazy? Is he serious? How can we tell?
Phoenix says it's true, though. He really wants a career in hip hop, and he's given up acting to do it. He says it's not a hoax, and he's not doing it for publicity, he's just following his heart. He's grown a beard, adopted the shaggy-and-unkempt look, and started rapping. He built a recording studio in his home, and he's spending a lot of time there, working on tracks for his album. His rap debut came at a club in Vegas, and the video is now on the Internet. It made a lot of people start asking questions about whether he was serious or whether he was just joking because most of the rapping was inaudible and he fell off the stage at the end.
It wasn't exactly a good start, but he still insists he's for real. Apparently only time will tell on this one, and it's certain that a lot of people will be sticking around to see what happens, if only for the amusement.
Tags: Celebrity, Joaquin PhoenixLego Hates Celebrities
Lego is celebrating their 30th anniversary of Lego Minifigures by making horrible likenesses of popular celebrities. These figures are so hideous, I can only assume that Lego must hate celebrities. Decide for yourself.
- Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt. Lego even hates their children. I want to gouge out my eyes.
- Madonna is clearly an angry fat blonde pig in the eyes of Lego.
- Alan Titchmarsh the famous UK television gardener. Lego must hate everyone who aquires any fame at all. This figurine looks freaking miserable gardening, not to mention old as dirt. Looks more like Dick Clark.
- Sir Cliff Richard (British equivalent to Elvis Presley). Lego is obviously trying to start a gay rumor with the flamboyant pink shirt. I suppose it could be an honest mistake, since all Brits act like flamers.
- Simon Cowell and the XFactor Judges. They deserve what Lego has done to them.
Amy Winehouse has been immortalized in the form of a Lego Minifigure. I think Amy Winehouse actually looks better as a Lego. I can only assume that Lego didn't screw this one up since she'll be dead soon anyway.
- Victoria & David Beckham. Lego is clearly portraying Victoria giving David a Dirty Sanchez. This is just wrong on sooo many levels.
Photos: WENN
Lego is not releasing the figures to the public, so enjoy looking at these monstrosities while you can.
Tags: Celebrity, Lego Minifigure