Lindsay Lohan – Oops Life Can be so Tough
Don't we all just feel horribly sad for Lindsay Lohan. This poor innocent little girl is going to have to serve a massive 48 hours in jail for her ever so minor celebrity oops.
On Wednesday, August 22nd Lindsay plead guilty to nine misdemeanor charges along with the two DUIs filed against her. Luckily for this Hollywood princess, she was able to afford an attorney us norms could only dream of. Lindsay's super attorney scored a sweet deal that was almost painless.
Since Lindsay plead no contest to both DUI charges, it is mandatory that she serves a minimum of four days in the slammer. Thanks to Lindsay's fame she is going to be just fine, serving 36 months probation and attending an alcohol education program for 18 months for the first DUI.
Jail time came when dealing with Lindsay's second DUI. The judge ordered Lohan to serve 48 hours in jail, of which the first 24 must be served by January 18th (Which is totally bogus..I mean come on..what self respecting party girl is going to be available for jail time anywhere near the Christmas/New Years extravaganza?).
Some how Lindsay will have to buckle down and work hard to pull off this loathsome task. I know our hearts are with her on this trying experience.
Loading ...The Biggest Celebrity Oops
Where do I begin. Ever since there have been celebrities there have been photographers waiting in the wings to catch the infamous celebrity oops picture. Celebrities caught in compromising situations, and slip-ups happen all the time.
Celebrity oops don't just happen because of paparazzi, they often come directly out of the mouths of the celebrities themselves. The biggest celebrity oops are almost always attributed to celebrities not knowing when to shut up.
For some reason celebrities from every genre think they have an opinion that matters. Maybe that is why celebrity oops happen so frequently. With news channels on 24/7 you can bet it will be a top story. Nothing brings out the hyena's like a good celebrity oops story. Ratings go up, and the public goes on a gossip frenzy. The fact the celebrity oops has nothing to do with real news and world importance is of no consequence to reporters and their news stations.
Some of the largest celebrity oops and big time screw ups are:
Paris Hilton's celebrity oops for just about everything. From nipple slips, dui's, driving without a license and going in and out of jail.
Don Imus' celebrity oops for calling the Rutgers womens basketball team 'nappy-headed whoes.
Lindsay Lohan's celebrity oops for partying and getting caught on video snorting cocaine.
Britney Spears' celebrity oops for just completely losing her junk. Going to rehab, shaving her head and attacking paparazzi.
Mel Gibson's celebrity oops for his drunken uncontrollable swearing and anti-semitic ramblings.
Keith Urban's celebrity oops for his drug and alchohol problem, visiting rehab yet again.
Tom Cruise's celebrity oops for being a total nut job. Ranting on Oprah and on the Today Show saying that there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance.
Naomi Campbell's celebrity oops for anger management and throwing a cell phone at an assistant.
Mary-Kate Olsen's celebrity oops for her anorexia and cocaine addicted trips to rehab.
Rush Limbaugh's celebrity oops for fraudulently obtaining prescription drugs.
Rosie O'Donnell's celebrity oops for just not knowing when to shut the hell up.
Gweneth Paltro's celebrity oops for saying British people are "more intelligent and civilized" than Americans.
Tags: Basketball, Britney Spears, drugs, drunk, dui, Jail, keith urban, Lindsay Lohan, mel gibson, naomi campbell, oops, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, rap, Rehab, tom cruiseI Can Afford Cocaine – Just Not a Cab
I don't have a problem with people drinking or using drugs. I've always believed that you should have the right to do whatever the hell you want with or put in your own body. But driving intoxicated is a pure stupid and total loser move.
I just don't understand Hollywood's young people. They have millions, party all night, live in mansions, spend thousands of dollars on clothing on a weekly/daily basis, but are unwilling to fork out money for a cab or a private driver?
After a hard-core night of intense partying, Lindsay was heading home to her West Hollywood apartment when she struck a curb and jacked up her Mercedes SL-65 2005 convertible.
Police quickly responded to a 911 call about the accident and found that Lindsay had left the scene.
Lindsay was tracked down at the local hospital and placed under arrest for driving under the influence of drugs/alchohol. Charged with a DUI, police are now revealing that cocaine was found in Lindsay's Mercedes.
Lindsay was released and is awaiting her court date. She has gotten herself into a heap of trouble. In addition to the DUI she was initially charged with, she could be facing felony charges for the illegal narcotics.
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