Chris Cagle Rocks Jennifer Tant all the way to the Slammer

Chris Cagle & Girlfriend ArrestedSounds like Chris Cagle lives his life just like the country music he sings.  Cagle and his girlfriend Jennifer Tant were both arrested in Nashville on Wednesday morning on the charge of domestic assault.

Apparantly, Cagle and Tant were having a good o'l knock down drag out when the cops were called.  The Po-Po said the couple was drunk and then their loud argument became physical.  Both Chris and Jennifer were detained for a mandatory 12 hour jail spa day.

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The Biggest Celebrity Oops

Where do I begin. Ever since there have been celebrities there have been photographers waiting in the wings to catch the infamous celebrity oops picture. Celebrities caught in compromising situations, and slip-ups happen all the time.

Celebrity oops don't just happen because of paparazzi, they often come directly out of the mouths of the celebrities themselves. The biggest celebrity oops are almost always attributed to celebrities not knowing when to shut up.

Celebrity Oops, Paris and Lindsay drunk...againFor some reason celebrities from every genre think they have an opinion that matters. Maybe that is why celebrity oops happen so frequently. With news channels on 24/7 you can bet it will be a top story. Nothing brings out the hyena's like a good celebrity oops story. Ratings go up, and the public goes on a gossip frenzy. The fact the celebrity oops has nothing to do with real news and world importance is of no consequence to reporters and their news stations.

Some of the largest celebrity oops and big time screw ups are:

Paris Hilton's celebrity oops for just about everything. From nipple slips, dui's, driving without a license and going in and out of jail.

Don Imus' celebrity oops for calling the Rutgers womens basketball team 'nappy-headed whoes.

Lindsay Lohan's celebrity oops for partying and getting caught on video snorting cocaine.

Britney Spears' celebrity oops for just completely losing her junk. Going to rehab, shaving her head and attacking paparazzi.

Mel Gibson's celebrity oops for his drunken uncontrollable swearing and anti-semitic ramblings.

Keith Urban's celebrity oops for his drug and alchohol problem, visiting rehab yet again.

Tom Cruise's celebrity oops for being a total nut job. Ranting on Oprah and on the Today Show saying that there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance.

Naomi Campbell's celebrity oops for anger management and throwing a cell phone at an assistant.

Mary-Kate Olsen's celebrity oops for her anorexia and cocaine addicted trips to rehab.

Rush Limbaugh's celebrity oops for fraudulently obtaining prescription drugs.

Rosie O'Donnell's celebrity oops for just not knowing when to shut the hell up.

Gweneth Paltro's celebrity oops for saying British people are "more intelligent and civilized" than Americans.

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Goat “Wife” Dies – Survived by goat child

Charles Tombe Goat HusbandCharles Tombe was caught in a compromising position with his neighbor's goat, Rose. In their infinite wisdom the village elders decided Tombe must marry Rose and provide a dowry to his neighbor.

Now, just over a year later Rose has passed away. Little Rose the famous goat of South Sudan just couldn't take it anymore. After only a few months of marriage Rose the goat died. It's believed that she choked on a plastic bag while eating scraps on the streets of Juba. You know you're a bad husband when your goat "wife" commits goat-icide.

Rose the goat gave Charles Tombe her solemn neigh to be faithful and give endless milk, still he could not take the time to provide her with meals. I swear it must be getting harder and harder to find a good man.

Shortly after marrying Tombe, Rose the goat gave birth to a healthy baby boy. The townspeople claim it's not Tombe's.

But I'm just not sure...

Goat Baby

The "husband", Charles Tombe, said he was drunk at the time but has since refused to comment on the issue. The kid is owned by Mr Tombe. It may be time to call child services.

 

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