Lindsay Lohan – Oops Life Can be so Tough
Don't we all just feel horribly sad for Lindsay Lohan. This poor innocent little girl is going to have to serve a massive 48 hours in jail for her ever so minor celebrity oops.
On Wednesday, August 22nd Lindsay plead guilty to nine misdemeanor charges along with the two DUIs filed against her. Luckily for this Hollywood princess, she was able to afford an attorney us norms could only dream of. Lindsay's super attorney scored a sweet deal that was almost painless.
Since Lindsay plead no contest to both DUI charges, it is mandatory that she serves a minimum of four days in the slammer. Thanks to Lindsay's fame she is going to be just fine, serving 36 months probation and attending an alcohol education program for 18 months for the first DUI.
Jail time came when dealing with Lindsay's second DUI. The judge ordered Lohan to serve 48 hours in jail, of which the first 24 must be served by January 18th (Which is totally bogus..I mean come on..what self respecting party girl is going to be available for jail time anywhere near the Christmas/New Years extravaganza?).
Some how Lindsay will have to buckle down and work hard to pull off this loathsome task. I know our hearts are with her on this trying experience.
Loading ...Rent a Dog – The Latest Fashion Rental Commodity
I constantly see celebrities like Paris Hilton walking around with dogs and using them as accessories. Now with the help of the new company Flexpetz, celebs don't even have to pretend they care about the dogs peeking out of their Hermes hand bags.
What a huge relief this must be for Hollywood. With locations in San Francisco, NYC, Chicago, Paris, and London they can match their dog to the perfect outfit.
Dogs can be rented from just a few hours to days. If you have the money, then this company has the pooch. What an ingenious way to suck the responsibility out of being a dog owner.
Loading ...Val Kilmer – From Bad Ass to Fat Ass
Val Kilmer was a teen heart throb and made his mark on the silver screen as a block buster movie star. This film entertainment star has made women scream and swoon with his rugged good looks and charm.
Kilmer has been labeled as difficult to work with due to his insane "method acting". Requiring that producers, directors, and fellow actors refer to him by his character name the entire time he is on set.
Val Kilmer has definitely let his Hollywood appearance go to hell. Becoming a fatty in Hollywood is one of the biggest celebrity oops imaginable.
All the Val fans have to be hoping that his massive weight gain is for an upcoming film role. Seeing Kilmer go from hot bad ass to fat ass is a sad sight.
Loading ...Prosperous Paris out of Peril
Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty Paris is free at last!
After 3 torturous days in the clink, Paris has been fitted with a new piece of ankle jewelry and reassigned to house arrest. Paris was released from jail due to medical reasons he could not discuss due to confidentiality laws says Steve Whitmore, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept. spokesperson.
Whitmore emphatically stated that Paris was not released early, but only reassigned. Technically, Paris is still in custody and will be confined to her West Hollywood home for 40 days.
Paris' jail cell was 96 square feet and now she has a 3000-4000 foot radius of couch sitting, food delivering, tv watching freedom.
For the rest of the world, staying in a mansion with amenities up the wazoo is considered a luxury & a dream vacation. According to Whitmore after her 40 days are up Paris will have fulfilled her debt to society. How out of touch is our legal system?
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paris hiltonI Can Afford Cocaine – Just Not a Cab
I don't have a problem with people drinking or using drugs. I've always believed that you should have the right to do whatever the hell you want with or put in your own body. But driving intoxicated is a pure stupid and total loser move.
I just don't understand Hollywood's young people. They have millions, party all night, live in mansions, spend thousands of dollars on clothing on a weekly/daily basis, but are unwilling to fork out money for a cab or a private driver?
After a hard-core night of intense partying, Lindsay was heading home to her West Hollywood apartment when she struck a curb and jacked up her Mercedes SL-65 2005 convertible.
Police quickly responded to a 911 call about the accident and found that Lindsay had left the scene.
Lindsay was tracked down at the local hospital and placed under arrest for driving under the influence of drugs/alchohol. Charged with a DUI, police are now revealing that cocaine was found in Lindsay's Mercedes.
Lindsay was released and is awaiting her court date. She has gotten herself into a heap of trouble. In addition to the DUI she was initially charged with, she could be facing felony charges for the illegal narcotics.
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