Goat “Wife” Dies – Survived by goat child

Charles Tombe was caught in a compromising position with his neighbor's goat, Rose. In their infinite wisdom the village elders decided Tombe must marry Rose and provide a dowry to his neighbor.

Now, just over a year later Rose has passed away. Little Rose the famous goat of South Sudan just couldn't take it anymore. After only a few months of marriage Rose the goat died. It's believed that she choked on a plastic bag while eating scraps on the streets of Juba. You know you're a bad husband when your goat "wife" commits goat-icide.

Rose the goat gave Charles Tombe her solemn neigh to be faithful and give endless milk, still he could not take the time to provide her with meals. I swear it must be getting harder and harder to find a good man.

Shortly after marrying Tombe, Rose the goat gave birth to a healthy baby boy. The townspeople claim it's not Tombe's.

But I'm just not sure...

The "husband", Charles Tombe, said he was drunk at the time but has since refused to comment on the issue. The kid is owned by Mr Tombe. It may be time to call child services.

 

Tags: drunk, husband, marriage, rap, style, wife

Get Naked! – Everybodys doing it!

Everyone wants to be a star and what are the stars doing?  They are taking of their clothes in the name of fame.

Write from experience is what I've always been told, so in keeping with the spirit of this article I have decided to share a little bit of more of myself than I am normally comfortable with.  Everybody's doing it right?

The hotties in the Hollywood scene can't stop taking their clothes off for the camera.  They are posing nude and getting paid.  Antonella Barba was offered 500k & 250k from two adult dvd companies to be their spokesperson.

Celebrity names are always among the top searched terms and it's not their singing or movies people are interested in.  Alaina Alexander and Shymali Malakar have even gotten in on the action with their ever so brief fame on American Idol.  It's not just the young and insignificant, even big name film stars like Keira Knightley & Scarlett Johansson are stripping down for Vanity Fair photo shoots.

Everyone is fair game, if celebs aren't posing, then paparazzi are catching them popping out all over the place.  Full young breasts pouncing out of Couture dresses, unfortunate woo woo shots (oh gee, did I forget my panties again?  Real tasteful ladies), and enough accidentally released home video porn to stock all the shelves in your husbands secret hiding place in the garage.  It is quite the trend.

Celebutants, tween stars, rock stars and wanna-be stars are doing it!  Why shouldn't you do it too!  Feel free to put in a link to your own Get Naked shot! But remember no one wants to see a bunch of ugos!

Tags: American Idol, hollywood, husband, keira knightley, nude, paparazzi, style