Chris Cagle Rocks Jennifer Tant all the way to the Slammer

Sounds like Chris Cagle lives his life just like the country music he sings.  Cagle and his girlfriend Jennifer Tant were both arrested in Nashville on Wednesday morning on the charge of domestic assault.

Apparantly, Cagle and Tant were having a good o'l knock down drag out when the cops were called.  The Po-Po said the couple was drunk and then their loud argument became physical.  Both Chris and Jennifer were detained for a mandatory 12 hour jail spa day.

Wesley Snipes Sentenced to 3 Years in Jail

The taxman threw the hatchet at actor Wesley Snipes.  Snipes was sentenced to three years in prison for willfully failing to file his tax returns for the years 1999 through 2001.

This is when it truly sucks to be famous…Judge William T. Hodges sentenced Snipes with the maximum sentence, stating that it was important to create a deterrent against tax defiance.

"I am very sorry for my mistakes and errors. This will never happen again." Says Snipes.

Prosecutors claim Snipes brought in over $38 million since 1999 and didn’t pay taxes or file for any of it before last Thursday.

The judge accused Snipes of making a “grandstanding move” when during the courts recess Snipes legal team gave an IRS agent checks totaling $5 million.  The judge and prosecutor refused the payment.

Snipes said he epitomized the phrase “Mo Money, Mo’ Problems.

Snipes legal team plans to appeal but Uncle Sam and his prosecutors intend to deny any request that would allow him to stay out of the big house while any appeal is pending.

Arrest Warrant for “Heroes” Cheerleader – Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiere is one actress that I just want to pick up, hug and tell her everything is going to be okay.  Not only is Hayden a cutie patooty but also an ass kick'n activist.  I guess even the pampered youth in Hollywood have to find out the ugly truth one way or another...People suck.

Japan issued an arrest warrant for actress Hayden Panettiere for protesting with a surf board along side other activist, in Taiji on Oct. 27th. The protest was against the killing of dolphins which occurs in the coastal village of Taiji.  Taiji slaughters thousands of dolphins in the cove every year.

"I learned today that I have an arrest warrant out for me in Japan because of what I did for Save the Whales," Panettiere, 18, is quoted as telling E! News.

Late last month, the actress-activist participated with others in a confrontation with fisherman during a dolphin hunt.

Asked what the repercussions might be from the warrant, Panettiere said, "Potentially jail, but I doubt it. ... I guess they could come here and get us, but probably not."

Would Do It Again Panettiere said the arrest warrant does not faze her. "I'd do it again," she said of the protest. "Very possibly, might do it again."

The actress added that the personal risks involved paled in comparison to the potential good that could come from the activists' actions.

"I was very excited that people were interested in what we did," she said. "In [Hollywood], you tend to only get publicity for not wearing underwear or going to rehab."

Source: People.com

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Lindsay Lohan – Oops Life Can be so Tough

Don't we all just feel horribly sad for Lindsay Lohan.  This poor innocent little girl is going to have to serve a massive 48 hours in jail for her ever so minor celebrity oops.

On Wednesday, August 22nd Lindsay plead guilty to nine misdemeanor charges along with the two DUIs filed against her.  Luckily for this Hollywood princess, she was able to afford an attorney us norms could only dream of.  Lindsay's super attorney scored a sweet deal that was almost painless.

Since Lindsay plead no contest to both DUI charges, it is mandatory that she serves a minimum of four days in the slammer.  Thanks to Lindsay's fame she is going to be just fine, serving 36 months probation and attending an alcohol education program for 18 months for the first DUI.

Jail time came when dealing with Lindsay's second DUI.  The judge ordered Lohan to serve 48 hours in jail, of which the first 24 must be served by January 18th (Which is totally bogus..I mean come on..what self respecting party girl is going to be available for jail time anywhere near the Christmas/New Years extravaganza?).

Some how Lindsay will have to buckle down and work hard to pull off this loathsome task.  I know our hearts are with her on this trying experience. 

Shouldn't we all feel the blame for Lohan's drinking and drug usage?  Isn't it us?  The voyeur's of the beautiful people waiting and watching every move to see the next celebrity oops, who should be doing time instead?  Celebrities and the Hollywood elite cannot be expected to be responsible for their own lives.  They have hair, make-up, parties and drugs to attend to.  Besides, jail just isn't meant for sweet innocent flowers like Lohan.

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The Biggest Celebrity Oops

Where do I begin. Ever since there have been celebrities there have been photographers waiting in the wings to catch the infamous celebrity oops picture. Celebrities caught in compromising situations, and slip-ups happen all the time.

Celebrity oops don't just happen because of paparazzi, they often come directly out of the mouths of the celebrities themselves. The biggest celebrity oops are almost always attributed to celebrities not knowing when to shut up.

For some reason celebrities from every genre think they have an opinion that matters. Maybe that is why celebrity oops happen so frequently. With news channels on 24/7 you can bet it will be a top story. Nothing brings out the hyena's like a good celebrity oops story. Ratings go up, and the public goes on a gossip frenzy. The fact the celebrity oops has nothing to do with real news and world importance is of no consequence to reporters and their news stations.

Some of the largest celebrity oops and big time screw ups are:

Paris Hilton's celebrity oops for just about everything. From nipple slips, dui's, driving without a license and going in and out of jail.

Don Imus' celebrity oops for calling the Rutgers womens basketball team 'nappy-headed whoes.

Lindsay Lohan's celebrity oops for partying and getting caught on video snorting cocaine.

Britney Spears' celebrity oops for just completely losing her junk. Going to rehab, shaving her head and attacking paparazzi.

Mel Gibson's celebrity oops for his drunken uncontrollable swearing and anti-semitic ramblings.

Keith Urban's celebrity oops for his drug and alchohol problem, visiting rehab yet again.

Tom Cruise's celebrity oops for being a total nut job. Ranting on Oprah and on the Today Show saying that there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance.

Naomi Campbell's celebrity oops for anger management and throwing a cell phone at an assistant.

Mary-Kate Olsen's celebrity oops for her anorexia and cocaine addicted trips to rehab.

Rush Limbaugh's celebrity oops for fraudulently obtaining prescription drugs.

Rosie O'Donnell's celebrity oops for just not knowing when to shut the hell up.

Gweneth Paltro's celebrity oops for saying British people are "more intelligent and civilized" than Americans.

Paris Hilton Back in Jail

Paris' freedom was short lived, when Judge Sauer ordered her back to jail to finish her full term.  When the order came across Paris immediately began sobbing hysterically, and said "It's not right! then, looking to her mom she sobbed "Mom!, Mom!". 

At no time did I approve of the defendant being released from custody to her home. "I don't know why the defendant could not be treated at Lynwood, because they have a great medical facility." says Judge Sauer.

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