Carlin was a comic revolutionary. He is world renowned for pushing the limits of censorship. His stand-up routine "The Seven Words You Can Never Say on TV." got so much attention that Carlin was arrested in 1972 at a Milwaukee performance for disturbing the peace.

George Carlin's 7 words were aired on a New York radio station that resulted in the 1978 Supreme Court ruling that upheld the government's authority to sanction stations for broadcasting offensive language.

In honor of George Carlin, here is the infamous routine of "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV."

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In remembrance of George Carlin, I plan on using all 7 words as many times as possible today. It's Monday, so share them with your boss...I'm sure he/she will appreciate them.

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Excerpt from one of George Carlin's many performances:

"I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.

Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.

There are some people that are not into all the words. There are some that would have you not use certain words. There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7 of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you 7, Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember? "That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions, and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?

"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits"

Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul, curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.

"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits" Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there.

I'm not completely insensitive to people's feelings. I can understand why some of those words got on the list, like Cocksucker and Motherfucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on there.

Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those Ks, those are aggressive sounds. They just jump out at you like "COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER. "

It's like an assault on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go together of course. A little accidental humor there. The reason that Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinkle now."

And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more accidental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very important word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said, "I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree.

It is a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay, Sheriff, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."

So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word. I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any circumstances. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed, and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget those 7. They're out.

But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.

Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock CROWED 3 times" "Hey, the cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that goes with that one is Prick. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You can prick your finger but don't finger your prick. No,no."

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Repeatedly calling the photo "private" in the latest issue of Seventeen magazine.

Vanessa whined about getting caught. "It's very unfortunate, because with the internet these days, you don't have a personal life...Nothing is private: Everyone knows everything, and they can find out everything about you.  You're not as safe as you think you are, and you have to be aware of the people you're around.  It was something that was meant to be private, and even though it isn't anymore, I'd still like to keep it as private as I can." Says Vanessa to Seventeen magazine.

This little harlot waffles like a politician.  In earlier statements she whines and apologizes to fans stating that she was embarrassed and regretted ever taking the photos, but in her magazine interview she's just bummed that she got caught.  Wah, wah, wah.

Vanessa told Seventeen about what happened when she confronted her mom.  "I was just open with her, and she was just so cute. She was like, 'Well, everyone can be naked if they want to,..." "My parents are very supportive of me. And they know I'm a teenager, and yes, kids do stupid things sometimes."

Before Vanessa's ta-ta's and woo hoo got splattered all over the internet, most of America didn't know who the hell this chick was.  Vanessa should be thanking those crappy friends of hers who released the photo, cause everyone knows who she is now!

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So where can you finds this nude photo?  The first link that you click on here is safe but the second click through will be Vanessa in the buff and obviously NSFW.

Tabloids had recently taken some jabs at Jennifer and her new curvy body.  Which seemed to really piss her off.

“Size two (UK size 6) is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size zero doesn’t make you beautiful.

“I know what I look like and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.” says Jennifer Love-Hewitt.

All this ranting over weight from Jennifer tells me one thing, that father-to-be and fiancé Ross McCall should be afraid...very afraid.  He better get used to the idea of the "After Baby" look.  Thanks a lot jerkass, way to mess up a hot looking babe!

What did Jennifer and Ross think of being pregnant?

“Jennifer was shocked, but at the same time she was ecstatic with the news.”

“It wasn’t planned, but now that it’s happened Jennifer and Ross are both very happy.” a source close to Jennifer says.

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The Los Angeles judge took away Spears’ custody rights and gave Federline 100% full physical custody of the boys.  Britney is ordered to turn her children over to Federline by Wednesday.  The Spears’ boys are to stay with Daddy Loser until further notice.

Here is the exact wording of the ruling:

“Respondent’s oral motion pursuant to section 214FC is granted and the matter proceeds as a closed hearing.  The court and all parties present confer on the record that the court makes its order as fully reflected in the notes of the official court reporter. The court’s  prior order including the orders made on September 28, 2007 remain in full force and effect with the following modification: Respondent is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday October  3rd, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the Court. Repondent’s ex- parte application is noticed for October 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM in  Department 88.”

Brit and Federline had 50/50 shared custody of the children until todays events.  I just can’t see K-fed doing a great job bringing up the boys.  It’s in my nature to slam celebs, but I actually feel for celebrities in this situation. 

So, yeah I kinda feel for Britney.  She’s a young mom, she loves her kids, but she’s irresponsible. Britney can’t walk outside without being hounded with the flashing lights from the cameras of the paparazzi.  She has body guards, nannies and mannies.  What kid has more people watching over them than that? 

Still social services is of the belief that the boys will be better off with Daddy Spears.  Kevin Federline is a money grubbing uber-turd that knocked up a pop-star.  If the kids and Spears didn’t get his face in the news and more money in his bank account I totally think he’d just be another dead beat dad.  

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Nude and naughty photographs were released of this once wholesome Disney princess.  Now we know she's just as skanky as all the other Hollywood girls. -- Shocker.

A source told the Enquirer "Vanessa took some suggestive shots of herself in the buff as a surprise for Zac."

The Enquirer reported that a third party has obtained the sexy pictures that were meant just for Vanessa and Zac.  "Vanessa's only 18, so she had no idea how her flirtatious act could threaten the future of the multimillion-dollar plans Disney has for the show," said the source.  "She just wanted to keep Zac interested."

Here at CelebrityMooch, we think it's gonna take a lot more than chic pics to keep Zac interested...

These photos smacked the wholesome and righteous Disney conglomroate smack dab in the face.  "It's a kids' show, aimed a children, teenagers and their parents and starring a bunch of cute, wholesome youngsters,""Naked pictures of one of the stars would be catastrophic.  "It could bring the whole 'High School Musical' franchise to its knees." says a show insider.

In a statement to TMZ, Vanessa Hudgens' rep said, "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public."

So where can you finds this nude photo?  The first link that you click on here is safe but the second click through will be Vanessa in the buff and obviously NSFW.

A teen in England was seen wearing only black briefs and getting all hot and bothered with farmer Richard Parish's English Longhorn Cow.  The passer-by's who caught the teen in action yelled at the boy and called the police.  The teen had fled the scene by the time police arrived.

Farmer Richard Parish was shocked to hear what had happened to one of his 3 rare English Longhorn cows.  He beleives the accosted cow was Blondie, his friendliest English Longhorn.

“English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth,” he told The Sun.

At Parish's farm in Skipwith, North Yorkshire he found Blondie's feed bucket was being moved from time to time and suspects the attacker seduced Blondie with food.

“I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don't seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.” says Richard Parish.

I'm sure it must get boring on the English country side.  But hasn't everyone heard the stories of how easy a farmers daughter is? 

You'd think a teenage boy would be more interested in getting some action from local girls, but then again when your women have teeth like this... I suppose a cow with big o'l teets starts to looks pretty damn good.

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Angelina has been collecting children like most Hollywood stars collect couture handbags. All the while constantly going on goodwill trips, leaving Pitt to pick up the slack.

Life & Style is reporting Brad Pitt wants Jennifer Aniston back. Apparently, Brad phoned Jennifer Aniston on April 10, feeling the need to pour his heart out about his problems with Angelina and ended up revealing his true feelings for Jennifer.

Brad told Jen that he missed being with a woman who was his best friend, the insider says. In fact, he became so emotional, he blurted a shocking confession to Jen: I think I made a huge mistake leaving you. Reps for Brad and Jen deny the story, but the insider insists, There's no doubt Brad would love to have Jen back. True or not it's good gossip.

Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie has made a formal court request to change adopted son Pax Thien's surname to Jolie-Pitt.

Friends like Howard Stern. Why would Howard want Sanjaya to win? Simply stated, his goal is to show the world what a joke American Idol is. The place where even an untalended Indian kid can come home a huge winner.  If Sanjaya minds all the attention (both positive & negative) he surely doesnt show it. At 17 Sanjaya has met some amazingly talented people during his stint on the show. Its just too bad he's not one of them.

Sanjaya has become a house hold name. He is famous for being a mediocre singer who cant seem to get kicked off a reality show. Many of the American Idol fans are furious that he is constantly surviving the cuts. Sanjaya Malakar has now made it into the final top 8.

Sanjaya has been so unpopular with the American Idol fans that there has even been an individual who has gone on a hunger strike. The young girl claims she wont eat anything until Sanjay is kicked off of the show. The hunger strike is having no effect on the hard core Fanjayas out there. Love him or hate him the results are the same. The phone is still ringing off the hook and Malakar is safe again - at least for another week.

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Britney Spears has found love in AA. Britney hooked up with 33 year old Jason Filyaw lead guitarist of the rock band Riva. According to National Enquirer Britney plans to move in with Filyaw as soon as shes out of rehab. Britney is convinced that Jason Filyaw can help her through rehab, because as an alcoholic hes been through the same thing.

Spears emails and calls Filyaw constantly. They even have pet names for each other. He calls her my lady, kitten and sugar; and she calls him Mr. Secret Undergound Guy and J-Sun. Mean-while Kevin Federline has been in Vegas on his best behavior. A source close to Federline say Britneys antics have forced Kevin to grow up quickly and take responsiblity for their children.

Since Britneys release from rehab, Federline took the kids to Spears at her Summit Circle home in LA.