Vanessa Hudgens – Naughty, Nude, Nice!

Vanessa Hudgens Naughty PicturesHoly Moly, Christmas came early!  I want to thank all of the celebrities out there for having incredibly bad judgement on picking friends and lovers.

Nude and naughty photographs were released of this once wholesome Disney princess.  Now we know she's just as skanky as all the other Hollywood girls. -- Shocker.

A source told the Enquirer "Vanessa took some suggestive shots of herself in the buff as a surprise for Zac."

The Enquirer reported that a third party has obtained the sexy pictures that were meant just for Vanessa and Zac.  "Vanessa's only 18, so she had no idea how her flirtatious act could threaten the future of the multimillion-dollar plans Disney has for the show," said the source.  "She just wanted to keep Zac interested."

Here at CelebrityMooch, we think it's gonna take a lot more than chic pics to keep Zac interested...

These photos smacked the wholesome and righteous Disney conglomroate smack dab in the face.  "It's a kids' show, aimed a children, teenagers and their parents and starring a bunch of cute, wholesome youngsters,""Naked pictures of one of the stars would be catastrophic.  "It could bring the whole 'High School Musical' franchise to its knees." says a show insider.

In a statement to TMZ, Vanessa Hudgens' rep said, "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public."

So where can you finds this nude photo?  The first link that you click on here is safe but the second click through will be Vanessa in the buff and obviously NSFW.

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Crazy Cow Poking Brits

Hard to Resist English Long Horn CowThose crazy UK teens.  Here in the states our teens go cow tipping, but the English go the extra mile. 

A teen in England was seen wearing only black briefs and getting all hot and bothered with farmer Richard Parish's English Longhorn Cow.  The passer-by's who caught the teen in action yelled at the boy and called the police.  The teen had fled the scene by the time police arrived.

Farmer Richard Parish was shocked to hear what had happened to one of his 3 rare English Longhorn cows.  He beleives the accosted cow was Blondie, his friendliest English Longhorn.

“English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth,” he told The Sun.

At Parish's farm in Skipwith, North Yorkshire he found Blondie's feed bucket was being moved from time to time and suspects the attacker seduced Blondie with food.

“I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don't seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.” says Richard Parish.

English women have bad teethI'm sure it must get boring on the English country side.  But hasn't everyone heard the stories of how easy a farmers daughter is? 

You'd think a teenage boy would be more interested in getting some action from local girls, but then again when your women have teeth like this... I suppose a cow with big o'l teets starts to looks pretty damn good.

 

 

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Pitt wants Jen Back

Maddox, Shiloh, Zahara, Pax

Brad's in Trouble

Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt wanted the family life and he sure as hell got it. Maddox, Shiloh, Zahara, and now their latest acquisition Pax.

Angelina has been collecting children like most Hollywood stars collect couture handbags. All the while constantly going on goodwill trips, leaving Pitt to pick up the slack.

Life & Style is reporting Brad Pitt wants Jennifer Aniston back. Apparently, Brad phoned Jennifer Aniston on April 10, feeling the need to pour his heart out about his problems with Angelina and ended up revealing his true feelings for Jennifer.

Brad told Jen that he missed being with a woman who was his best friend, the insider says. In fact, he became so emotional, he blurted a shocking confession to Jen: I think I made a huge mistake leaving you. Reps for Brad and Jen deny the story, but the insider insists, There's no doubt Brad would love to have Jen back. True or not it's good gossip.

Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie has made a formal court request to change adopted son Pax Thien's surname to Jolie-Pitt.

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The Idol Everyone Loves to Hate

sanjaya stripWho ever thought that 17 year old Sanjaya Malakar a nice, small town kid from Federal Way, WA could make so many people hate him.  He keeps hanging on even though his talent is marginal. Sanjaya has some powerful friends in the entertainment business, who are making sure he stays on American Idol.

Friends like Howard Stern. Why would Howard want Sanjaya to win? Simply stated, his goal is to show the world what a joke American Idol is. The place where even an untalended Indian kid can come home a huge winner.  If Sanjaya minds all the attention (both positive & negative) he surely doesnt show it. At 17 Sanjaya has met some amazingly talented people during his stint on the show. Its just too bad he's not one of them.

Sanjaya has become a house hold name. He is famous for being a mediocre singer who cant seem to get kicked off a reality show. Many of the American Idol fans are furious that he is constantly surviving the cuts. Sanjaya Malakar has now made it into the final top 8.

Sanjaya has been so unpopular with the American Idol fans that there has even been an individual who has gone on a hunger strike. The young girl claims she wont eat anything until Sanjay is kicked off of the show. The hunger strike is having no effect on the hard core Fanjayas out there. Love him or hate him the results are the same. The phone is still ringing off the hook and Malakar is safe again - at least for another week.

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Britney Spears – FREAKY DEAKY!

brit&jasoncrazyloveSpears has been released from Promises Treatment Center after completing the 30 day program (Promises apparantly can not count to 30 - NO WAY has it been 30 DAYS). Its rumored that Spears had scared the staff at Promises treatment center by running through the halls claiming she is the Antichrist and by attempting to hang herself with her bed sheets.

Britney Spears has found love in AA. Britney hooked up with 33 year old Jason Filyaw lead guitarist of the rock band Riva. According to National Enquirer Britney plans to move in with Filyaw as soon as shes out of rehab. Britney is convinced that Jason Filyaw can help her through rehab, because as an alcoholic hes been through the same thing.

Spears emails and calls Filyaw constantly. They even have pet names for each other. He calls her my lady, kitten and sugar; and she calls him Mr. Secret Undergound Guy and J-Sun. Mean-while Kevin Federline has been in Vegas on his best behavior. A source close to Federline say Britneys antics have forced Kevin to grow up quickly and take responsiblity for their children.

Since Britneys release from rehab, Federline took the kids to Spears at her Summit Circle home in LA.

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