Ashley Harkleroad – Hot Chick Video

I am so excited for August to arrive.  I have visions of Ashley's sugar plums dancing in my head!  In honor of Harkleroad's hotness we've put together this Hot Chick video.

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Britney Spears Loses Custody of her Children

Britney has finally made the ultimate celebrity oops.  Britney Spears lost custody of her children to Kfed.  Federline’s attorney Mark Kaplan took a trip to Los Angeles Superior Court Monday morning to rat Britney out for driving illegally.  Shame, shame, shame.  This past weekend Britney was cruising around without a valid drivers license with her children in the car.

The Los Angeles judge took away Spears’ custody rights and gave Federline 100% full physical custody of the boys.  Britney is ordered to turn her children over to Federline by Wednesday.  The Spears’ boys are to stay with Daddy Loser until further notice.

Here is the exact wording of the ruling:

“Respondent’s oral motion pursuant to section 214FC is granted and the matter proceeds as a closed hearing.  The court and all parties present confer on the record that the court makes its order as fully reflected in the notes of the official court reporter. The court’s  prior order including the orders made on September 28, 2007 remain in full force and effect with the following modification: Respondent is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday October  3rd, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the Court. Repondent’s ex- parte application is noticed for October 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM in  Department 88.”

Brit and Federline had 50/50 shared custody of the children until todays events.  I just can’t see K-fed doing a great job bringing up the boys.  It’s in my nature to slam celebs, but I actually feel for celebrities in this situation. 

There probably isn’t a parent alive that hasn’t done something that would have been considered bad parenting by social services if paparazzi was following their every move.  My own mom dropped my older brother on his head once (jerk is still smarter than me).  My sister-in-law left her infant (now 15yrs. old son) in the sun (man that was 1 red ass kid).   Both of these women are wonderful moms, but stuff happens when you’re a parent.   The younger the parent is the more stuff tends to happen.

So, yeah I kinda feel for Britney.  She’s a young mom, she loves her kids, but she’s irresponsible. Britney can’t walk outside without being hounded with the flashing lights from the cameras of the paparazzi.  She has body guards, nannies and mannies.  What kid has more people watching over them than that? 

Still social services is of the belief that the boys will be better off with Daddy Spears.  Kevin Federline is a money grubbing uber-turd that knocked up a pop-star.  If the kids and Spears didn’t get his face in the news and more money in his bank account I totally think he’d just be another dead beat dad.  

 

 

 

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Britney Spears – Celebrity Oops & Bad Journalism

What the hell is going on when Britney Spears is considered fat?  News stations are really missing the story here.

 CBC News:  "An out-of-shape, out-of-touch Britney Spears delivered what was destined to be the most talked-about performance..."

US Weekly:  “She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium” claims the backstage source

“She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”

It's not news that a pop star is unhappy with her appearance, she's female.  No female is every happy with their body.    The fact that Britney is being referred to as fat by others, completely baffles the mind.  I see a woman that does not look like she had two children. 

Britney's body no longer looks like that of a young teen, but one of a vivacious and sexy woman.  If the lanky/lean teenager body is what news media considers to be sexy then they need help - that's called pedafilia.  Dirty old news men!

We constantly hear tv stars, movie stars and singers are portraying the wrong body image for our children.  Stars are too thin, children as young as 10 and 11 are dieting to get that super lean look.  Then we finally see a performer (fine Britney's performance sucked - really not news) with a body just about any woman would be thrilled to have and we slay her for being fat? What the hell is that?  Britney is not fat.  Her body rocks.  Not her singing or her dancing, but her body is awesome.

Curves make a woman exactly that...a woman!  Straight lines on the female body should not be thought of as sexy.  Straight, non-curved bodies are children's bodies and that is the last thing we want people to think of as sexy.

As for Chris Crocker's YouTube video about Britney Spears.  Can we really call that news, I just don't see it.  Someone video taping themselves being totally outlandish and upset on a subject as trivial as Britney Spears.  Wow..how innovative....

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Lindsay Lohan – Oops Life Can be so Tough

Don't we all just feel horribly sad for Lindsay Lohan.  This poor innocent little girl is going to have to serve a massive 48 hours in jail for her ever so minor celebrity oops.

On Wednesday, August 22nd Lindsay plead guilty to nine misdemeanor charges along with the two DUIs filed against her.  Luckily for this Hollywood princess, she was able to afford an attorney us norms could only dream of.  Lindsay's super attorney scored a sweet deal that was almost painless.

Since Lindsay plead no contest to both DUI charges, it is mandatory that she serves a minimum of four days in the slammer.  Thanks to Lindsay's fame she is going to be just fine, serving 36 months probation and attending an alcohol education program for 18 months for the first DUI.

Jail time came when dealing with Lindsay's second DUI.  The judge ordered Lohan to serve 48 hours in jail, of which the first 24 must be served by January 18th (Which is totally bogus..I mean come on..what self respecting party girl is going to be available for jail time anywhere near the Christmas/New Years extravaganza?).

Some how Lindsay will have to buckle down and work hard to pull off this loathsome task.  I know our hearts are with her on this trying experience. 

Shouldn't we all feel the blame for Lohan's drinking and drug usage?  Isn't it us?  The voyeur's of the beautiful people waiting and watching every move to see the next celebrity oops, who should be doing time instead?  Celebrities and the Hollywood elite cannot be expected to be responsible for their own lives.  They have hair, make-up, parties and drugs to attend to.  Besides, jail just isn't meant for sweet innocent flowers like Lohan.

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Val Kilmer – From Bad Ass to Fat Ass

Val Kilmer was a teen heart throb and made his mark on the silver screen as a block buster movie star.  This film entertainment star has made women scream and swoon with his rugged good looks and charm.

But what is going on with him lately?

Kilmer has been labeled as difficult to work with due to his insane "method acting".  Requiring that producers, directors, and fellow actors refer to him by his character name the entire time he is on set.

Val Kilmer has definitely let his Hollywood appearance go to hell.  Becoming a fatty in Hollywood is one of the biggest celebrity oops imaginable.

All the Val fans have to be hoping that his massive weight gain is for an upcoming film role.  Seeing Kilmer go from hot bad ass to fat ass is a sad sight.

Sure pointing out how fat someone has gotten may seem mean, but it's entertainment gossip.  Plus, mean is way more fun.

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Celebrity Oops – Sheryl Crow?

Sheryl Crow's infamous remark that limitations should be placed on the amount of toilet paper we can use has generated a circus of well deserved criticism, sarcasm, and ...well, this:

"Global Warming Wipeout..." -- USA Today

"Crow's toilet paper fix to be butt of jokes!" -- Gristmill

"Toilet Paper Law - A Wipe Out?" -- The Spoof

"Crow flies one sheet to the wind" -- The Chicago Sun-Times

Another Celebrity Oops? Well, maybe something worse. Sheryl Crow now claims the ridiculous statement was a joke designed to raise awareness. Ok, fine. But here's where I still think this is another really stupid celebrity blunder:

Celebrities (and politicians) are among the worst polluters on planet earth. These rich and famous people often travel by personal or charted private jet. One crossing of the U.S. can burn the fuel a normal person uses to travel for 10 years... and that's just going one way. When celebrities and politicians take U.S. and world tours they can burn more than a lifetime of fuel for you and I. So where do they get off telling us what environmentalism is?

The big oops here is in the very notion of what she is trying to project. Conserving toilet paper is silly. You might as well conserve tomato juice. Both are products of renewable resources, usually grown on farms. Ok, so minor celebrity oops right? ..not so fast.

We had other misguided do-gooders screw up our way of life. Recycling anyone? Ok, so most of you think recycling is a good idea right? Well it's not. AND if you are setting your plastic bottles and paper products out at the curb, you are HARMING the environment (and wasting tax dollars).

Recycling paper and plastic products costs more than making them from scratch. Costing more should be our first clue -- the cost is a reflection of the resources needed to complete a product. First, someone has to come to your house to collect this extra garbage. If you had thrown it out, then only one trip was needed. Then, this garbage ends up at a recycling plant. These plants are subsidized with your tax dollars. There's another clue: these guys can't economically recycle your stuff and earn a profit. They need more resources (and your money) than the guys that make plastic and paper from scratch! Ok... so I am not gonna continue ranting about stupid celebrity and politician created messes right now. The point is, this is another celebrity oops even if she was joking.

If you REALLY want to save the environment, then invent or invest. Invent a new process of doing something more efficiently, invent a new renewable fuel source, or invest in companies already doing these things. And for god's sake, keep government and celebrities away from regulating us into the stone ages. The environment is a problem, but if we get these jackasses involved with it, it will make the failed drug war, the failed war on poverty, the failing war for education, and gun-free zones like VT seem like government's best conceptions.

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