Exclusive Photo of Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Girl

Exclusive first look at Jamie Lynn Spears' beautiful baby girl The family resemblance is uncanny! With fists shaking this little darling is sure to keep the paparazzi in photos for years to come.

Everyone give Maddie Briann Spears/Aldridge a giant welcome to the world of pop-stars, paparazzi and white trash!

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl today. Jamie was received at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb at 4am this morning.

During an ultrasound last week, imaging showed Jamie's baby could possible be in the breech position. The newest edition to the Spears family, Maddie Briann was delivered via C-section around 8:30am Central Standard Time.

I think the first picture is a much more realistic photo.  You know Jamie probably photo shopped the hell out of the next picture.

Maddie Briann. Jamie was quick to post it on her MySpace page.

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Britney Spears Loses Custody of her Children

Britney has finally made the ultimate celebrity oops.  Britney Spears lost custody of her children to Kfed.  Federline’s attorney Mark Kaplan took a trip to Los Angeles Superior Court Monday morning to rat Britney out for driving illegally.  Shame, shame, shame.  This past weekend Britney was cruising around without a valid drivers license with her children in the car.

The Los Angeles judge took away Spears’ custody rights and gave Federline 100% full physical custody of the boys.  Britney is ordered to turn her children over to Federline by Wednesday.  The Spears’ boys are to stay with Daddy Loser until further notice.

Here is the exact wording of the ruling:

“Respondent’s oral motion pursuant to section 214FC is granted and the matter proceeds as a closed hearing.  The court and all parties present confer on the record that the court makes its order as fully reflected in the notes of the official court reporter. The court’s  prior order including the orders made on September 28, 2007 remain in full force and effect with the following modification: Respondent is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday October  3rd, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the Court. Repondent’s ex- parte application is noticed for October 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM in  Department 88.”

Brit and Federline had 50/50 shared custody of the children until todays events.  I just can’t see K-fed doing a great job bringing up the boys.  It’s in my nature to slam celebs, but I actually feel for celebrities in this situation. 

There probably isn’t a parent alive that hasn’t done something that would have been considered bad parenting by social services if paparazzi was following their every move.  My own mom dropped my older brother on his head once (jerk is still smarter than me).  My sister-in-law left her infant (now 15yrs. old son) in the sun (man that was 1 red ass kid).   Both of these women are wonderful moms, but stuff happens when you’re a parent.   The younger the parent is the more stuff tends to happen.

So, yeah I kinda feel for Britney.  She’s a young mom, she loves her kids, but she’s irresponsible. Britney can’t walk outside without being hounded with the flashing lights from the cameras of the paparazzi.  She has body guards, nannies and mannies.  What kid has more people watching over them than that? 

Still social services is of the belief that the boys will be better off with Daddy Spears.  Kevin Federline is a money grubbing uber-turd that knocked up a pop-star.  If the kids and Spears didn’t get his face in the news and more money in his bank account I totally think he’d just be another dead beat dad.  

 

 

 

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The Biggest Celebrity Oops

Where do I begin. Ever since there have been celebrities there have been photographers waiting in the wings to catch the infamous celebrity oops picture. Celebrities caught in compromising situations, and slip-ups happen all the time.

Celebrity oops don't just happen because of paparazzi, they often come directly out of the mouths of the celebrities themselves. The biggest celebrity oops are almost always attributed to celebrities not knowing when to shut up.

For some reason celebrities from every genre think they have an opinion that matters. Maybe that is why celebrity oops happen so frequently. With news channels on 24/7 you can bet it will be a top story. Nothing brings out the hyena's like a good celebrity oops story. Ratings go up, and the public goes on a gossip frenzy. The fact the celebrity oops has nothing to do with real news and world importance is of no consequence to reporters and their news stations.

Some of the largest celebrity oops and big time screw ups are:

Paris Hilton's celebrity oops for just about everything. From nipple slips, dui's, driving without a license and going in and out of jail.

Don Imus' celebrity oops for calling the Rutgers womens basketball team 'nappy-headed whoes.

Lindsay Lohan's celebrity oops for partying and getting caught on video snorting cocaine.

Britney Spears' celebrity oops for just completely losing her junk. Going to rehab, shaving her head and attacking paparazzi.

Mel Gibson's celebrity oops for his drunken uncontrollable swearing and anti-semitic ramblings.

Keith Urban's celebrity oops for his drug and alchohol problem, visiting rehab yet again.

Tom Cruise's celebrity oops for being a total nut job. Ranting on Oprah and on the Today Show saying that there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance.

Naomi Campbell's celebrity oops for anger management and throwing a cell phone at an assistant.

Mary-Kate Olsen's celebrity oops for her anorexia and cocaine addicted trips to rehab.

Rush Limbaugh's celebrity oops for fraudulently obtaining prescription drugs.

Rosie O'Donnell's celebrity oops for just not knowing when to shut the hell up.

Gweneth Paltro's celebrity oops for saying British people are "more intelligent and civilized" than Americans.

Get Naked! – Everybodys doing it!

Everyone wants to be a star and what are the stars doing?  They are taking of their clothes in the name of fame.

Write from experience is what I've always been told, so in keeping with the spirit of this article I have decided to share a little bit of more of myself than I am normally comfortable with.  Everybody's doing it right?

The hotties in the Hollywood scene can't stop taking their clothes off for the camera.  They are posing nude and getting paid.  Antonella Barba was offered 500k & 250k from two adult dvd companies to be their spokesperson.

Celebrity names are always among the top searched terms and it's not their singing or movies people are interested in.  Alaina Alexander and Shymali Malakar have even gotten in on the action with their ever so brief fame on American Idol.  It's not just the young and insignificant, even big name film stars like Keira Knightley & Scarlett Johansson are stripping down for Vanity Fair photo shoots.

Everyone is fair game, if celebs aren't posing, then paparazzi are catching them popping out all over the place.  Full young breasts pouncing out of Couture dresses, unfortunate woo woo shots (oh gee, did I forget my panties again?  Real tasteful ladies), and enough accidentally released home video porn to stock all the shelves in your husbands secret hiding place in the garage.  It is quite the trend.

Celebutants, tween stars, rock stars and wanna-be stars are doing it!  Why shouldn't you do it too!  Feel free to put in a link to your own Get Naked shot! But remember no one wants to see a bunch of ugos!

Bar Refaeli & Leonardo DiCaprio Causing Violence in Israel

Bar and Leonardos getaway trip to Jerusalem became increasingly violent. Onlookers said that Bar and Leos trip to the western wall in Jerusalem looked more like a battlezone between Muslim terrorists and Jewish fanatics. Paparazzi hounded the two love birds, chasing them so intensely that security guards jumped in using force to halt the photags. The trip ended with a restraining order on five of the paparazzi and 1 bloody paparazzi pressing charges on the guards.

Her new hot romance with Leonardo DiCaprio has been the talk of the Hollywood gossip scene.

When Leo couldnt keep his little diddle from roaming the couple broke things off. Fortunately for Leo, Bar just isnt that bright and decided to take him back.

This beautiful Israeli vixen has been modeling since she stepped in front of the camera at a very young age. People just cant get enough of her. She has graced the covers of numerous magazines from the age of fifteen. Even getting covers of GQ & ELLE. Bar is living the dream.