Prosperous Paris out of Peril
Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty Paris is free at last!
After 3 torturous days in the clink, Paris has been fitted with a new piece of ankle jewelry and reassigned to house arrest. Paris was released from jail due to medical reasons he could not discuss due to confidentiality laws says Steve Whitmore, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept. spokesperson.
Whitmore emphatically stated that Paris was not released early, but only reassigned. Technically, Paris is still in custody and will be confined to her West Hollywood home for 40 days.
Paris' jail cell was 96 square feet and now she has a 3000-4000 foot radius of couch sitting, food delivering, tv watching freedom.
For the rest of the world, staying in a mansion with amenities up the wazoo is considered a luxury & a dream vacation. According to Whitmore after her 40 days are up Paris will have fulfilled her debt to society. How out of touch is our legal system?
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paris hiltonJust Another Hollywood Suck Up
Self proclaimed Queen of all Media, Perez Hilton turns out to be just 
another gay guy seeking to kiss some Hollywood tush. How this un-talented wanna be has managed to weasel his way into the lives of the Hollywood elite is astounding.
Perezs claim to fame has been his drawings of lines and dots coming from the noses, crotches, and rears of stars. It used to be fun to go and see the latest gossip but now Perez has become a celebrity flunky, a parasite glomming onto any starlet that will share time with him.
Perez Hilton turned 29 and threw himself a party worthy of a Hollywood starlet. Perezs drew in the Hollywood crowd. He was even seen smooching Ms. Paris Hilton. This suck-up spent his night partying and deluding himself with dreams of grandeur. Get real Perez, they dont really like you.
When Perez first started his blog site it was edgy truth with a giant smack in the face. No longer are Perezs blog writings fresh & entertaining, but puff pieces on celebs who acknowledge him or snide snippets on celebs that dont. If ever there was a person deserving of an icky icky poo rating then this Queen of the Sycophants is your guy. Icky icky poo times two!
