Best & Worst Celebrity Camel Toes – A Hoof Stomping Good Time! Celebrity Ungulates
Ungulate:
1. Hoofed mammals such as camels, cattle, and swine. 2. Having hooves. 3. Resembling hooves; hooflike.There are numerous breeds and ages of celebrity ungulates that roam throughout the concrete jungles of Los Angeles and New York.
Wildlife can be beautiful, but it can also be filled with horrible cruelty. Life in the concrete jungles can be tough for these pampered creatures. Enjoy the wildlife!
Kate Beckinsale is a vivacious ungulate with wide open plains in front of her. She'll be stomping that hoof for a long time to come!
Ashanti is a fighting ungulate. Here we see her using her defensive posture. Flapping her arms and thrusting her hoof forward in an attempt to scare off predators.
Britney Spears is a naive ungulate. Paying no attention to her surroundings, leaving her hoof completely exposed for attack.
Brooke Hogan is a fearless ungulate. Prancing her hoof all about while spewing guttural sounds to all who will listen.
Heidi Klum is an alpha ungulate. Strong and fierce, she stands amongst her herd with hoof ready to attack.
Jessica Simpson is a cautious ungulate. Here we see her pulling on her blue hoof holder, making certain her hoof is snuggly protected from the elements.
Miley Cyrus is a young ungulate just beginning to explore the grazing grounds. In the wild, young ungulates are forced to grow up quickly. Even though not yet fully developed, Miley is proudly displaying her hoof and position in the celebrity herd.
Mischa Barton is a battered but not beaten ungulate. Although her hoof has clearly been trampled, she some how manages the strength to limp through the concrete jungle.
Pamela Anderson was once an ungulate of great beauty, whose hoof glistened in the sunshine. These days it takes an army of personal hoof assistants to get her hoof to shine for even the briefest moment. It's definitely time to set this ungulate out to pasture.
Paris Hilton is a dim witted ungulate that has over exposed her hoof on numerous occasions. Most ungulates shy away from the predators of the concrete jungle, but this celebrity ungulate repeatedly taunts them with her hoof.
Rebecca Romjin is a captured ungulate. This graphic image shows Rebecca's hoof being spot lighted by ungulate hunters. It is clear that her hoof has been netted.
Tags: Ashanti, Britney Spears, Brooke Hogan, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson, Kate Beckinsale, Miley Cyrus, mischa barton, new york, Paris Hilton, rap, styleLinda Carter is a rarely seen species of the ungulate family (scientific name Wonderous Womanous). Dawning a sleek blue coat this tough and hearty ungulate revels in showing off it's powerful blue hoof. It's clear this hoof was made for stomping!
Has Britney Really Cleaned Up Her Act?
There's been a lot of speculation about Britney Spears lately, and whether she's really cleaned up her act after all. She bombed so terribly at the music awards last year that people were ready to write her off. She did all kinds of other crazy things as well, like losing custody of her children and shaving her head.
Then in April of this year she made a guest appearance on a television show and did very well, prompting people to say that she may be doing better under the conservatorship of her father and the medication and therapy that she was involved with.
She has also gone on record talking about her younger sister having a baby and how she felt about becoming an aunt. In some interviews she's sounded very put-together and happy, and other times she's seemed as though she's still struggling. It seems like she's cleaned up her act for now, but there's no guarantee about what tomorrow might bring.
Tags: Britney Spears, music, music awards, rap, TelevisionCasey Montoya Hot Babe Outrage!
Casey Montoya was a respected anchorwoman for Palm Springs, California CBS2 morning news, until she was canned by KOIN News for showing too much of her smok'n hot body.
Casey dabbled in modeling. From regular every day fully clothed modeling to swim suit modeling. WTF is wrong with that. TV personalities model crap all the time. Apparently, KOIN News is as uptight as they come. They referred to the photos of Montoya as
“sexual, pornographic or otherwise inappropriate”Casey is suing KOIN News for wrongful termination. Right on SISTA!
Take a gander and decide for yourself. Model or pornography?
Loading ...Clooney Upgrades His Green Ride
What the hell was Clooney thinking while he was tooling around in his crappy little one seater eco-car? This is friggin' embarrassing!
With that one thought Clooney's craptastic electric car the Tango was traded in for a more suitable vehicle for someone of his incredible hotness. The Tesla Roadster.
The Tesla Roadster is one sweet ass electric sports car. This electric car is far from embarrassing with a respectable speed of 0-60 in four seconds.
Loading ...Miley Cyrus’ Naughty Photos
Miley Cyrus' pictures just aren't that racey. A tummy here, a bra strap there...I suppose any tween with a halo image is destined to get nailed by the media for something.
Looks like every teen photo on MySpace
This guy totally thinks he's getting some! Teenage boys are so dumb.
Uhh, oooh..Maybe he did get some!
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