Ungulate:

There are numerous breeds and ages of celebrity ungulates that roam throughout the concrete jungles of Los Angeles and New York.

Wildlife can be beautiful, but it can also be filled with horrible cruelty. Life in the concrete jungles can be tough for these pampered creatures. Enjoy the wildlife!

Kate Beckinsale is a vivacious ungulate with wide open plains in front of her. She'll be stomping that hoof for a long time to come!

Ashanti is a fighting ungulate. Here we see her using her defensive posture. Flapping her arms and thrusting her hoof forward in an attempt to scare off predators.

Britney Spears is a naive ungulate. Paying no attention to her surroundings, leaving her hoof completely exposed for attack.

Brooke Hogan is a fearless ungulate. Prancing her hoof all about while spewing guttural sounds to all who will listen.

Heidi Klum is an alpha ungulate. Strong and fierce, she stands amongst her herd with hoof ready to attack.

Jessica Simpson is a cautious ungulate. Here we see her pulling on her blue hoof holder, making certain her hoof is snuggly protected from the elements.

Miley Cyrus is a young ungulate just beginning to explore the grazing grounds. In the wild, young ungulates are forced to grow up quickly. Even though not yet fully developed, Miley is proudly displaying her hoof and position in the celebrity herd.

Mischa Barton is a battered but not beaten ungulate. Although her hoof has clearly been trampled, she some how manages the strength to limp through the concrete jungle.

Pamela Anderson was once an ungulate of great beauty, whose hoof glistened in the sunshine. These days it takes an army of personal hoof assistants to get her hoof to shine for even the briefest moment. It's definitely time to set this ungulate out to pasture.

Paris Hilton is a dim witted ungulate that has over exposed her hoof on numerous occasions. Most ungulates shy away from the predators of the concrete jungle, but this celebrity ungulate repeatedly taunts them with her hoof.

Rebecca Romjin is a captured ungulate. This graphic image shows Rebecca's hoof being spot lighted by ungulate hunters. It is clear that her hoof has been netted.

Linda Carter is a rarely seen species of the ungulate family (scientific name Wonderous Womanous). Dawning a sleek blue coat this tough and hearty ungulate revels in showing off it's powerful blue hoof. It's clear this hoof was made for stomping!

There's been a lot of speculation about Britney Spears lately, and whether she's really cleaned up her act after all. She bombed so terribly at the music awards last year that people were ready to write her off. She did all kinds of other crazy things as well, like losing custody of her children and shaving her head.

Then in April of this year she made a guest appearance on a television show and did very well, prompting people to say that she may be doing better under the conservatorship of her father and the medication and therapy that she was involved with.

She has also gone on record talking about her younger sister having a baby and how she felt about becoming an aunt. In some interviews she's sounded very put-together and happy, and other times she's seemed as though she's still struggling. It seems like she's cleaned up her act for now, but there's no guarantee about what tomorrow might bring.

Casey dabbled in modeling.  From regular every day fully clothed modeling to swim suit modeling.  WTF is wrong with that.  TV personalities model crap all the time. Apparently, KOIN News is as uptight as they come.  They referred to the photos of Montoya as

“sexual, pornographic or otherwise inappropriate”

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Take a gander and decide for yourself.  Model or pornography?

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With that one thought Clooney's craptastic electric car the Tango was traded in for a more suitable vehicle for someone of his incredible hotness. The Tesla Roadster.

The Tesla Roadster is one sweet ass electric sports car. This electric car is far from embarrassing with a respectable speed of 0-60 in four seconds.

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Miley Cyrus' pictures just aren't that racey.  A tummy here, a bra strap there...I suppose any tween with a halo image is destined to get nailed by the media for something.

Looks like every teen photo on MySpace

This guy totally thinks he's getting some!  Teenage boys are so dumb.

Uhh, oooh..Maybe he did get some!

TMZ claims Kristin's ex-boyfriend was pissed at her and released the nude photographs.  The ex claims to have taken the photos back in 1992.

Kristin's representatives claim the woman in the photos are not her. 

I think it's just good business.  None of the twenty-somthing's watched "Sex and the City" and they probably don't know who Kristin Davis is other than the woman who played the Mom in the Disney remake of Shaggy DA with Tim Allen.  So how do you get the new crowd of adults to get excited about the soon to be released "Sex and the City" movie?  It's as easy as Kristin apparantly is...just release some old naked photos and boom Kristin Davis and her new movie are on the tips of everyone's tongue.

I think we all knew or atleast hoped Kristin was a rl skank.  :)  Anyone that can act like someone that uptight is bound to have some sex photos in her closet.

Click here to see the nude photos of Kristin Davis.  Password iam18 (no spaces).

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Repeatedly calling the photo "private" in the latest issue of Seventeen magazine.

Vanessa whined about getting caught. "It's very unfortunate, because with the internet these days, you don't have a personal life...Nothing is private: Everyone knows everything, and they can find out everything about you.  You're not as safe as you think you are, and you have to be aware of the people you're around.  It was something that was meant to be private, and even though it isn't anymore, I'd still like to keep it as private as I can." Says Vanessa to Seventeen magazine.

This little harlot waffles like a politician.  In earlier statements she whines and apologizes to fans stating that she was embarrassed and regretted ever taking the photos, but in her magazine interview she's just bummed that she got caught.  Wah, wah, wah.

Vanessa told Seventeen about what happened when she confronted her mom.  "I was just open with her, and she was just so cute. She was like, 'Well, everyone can be naked if they want to,..." "My parents are very supportive of me. And they know I'm a teenager, and yes, kids do stupid things sometimes."

Before Vanessa's ta-ta's and woo hoo got splattered all over the internet, most of America didn't know who the hell this chick was.  Vanessa should be thanking those crappy friends of hers who released the photo, cause everyone knows who she is now!

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So where can you finds this nude photo?  The first link that you click on here is safe but the second click through will be Vanessa in the buff and obviously NSFW.

Nude and naughty photographs were released of this once wholesome Disney princess.  Now we know she's just as skanky as all the other Hollywood girls. -- Shocker.

A source told the Enquirer "Vanessa took some suggestive shots of herself in the buff as a surprise for Zac."

The Enquirer reported that a third party has obtained the sexy pictures that were meant just for Vanessa and Zac.  "Vanessa's only 18, so she had no idea how her flirtatious act could threaten the future of the multimillion-dollar plans Disney has for the show," said the source.  "She just wanted to keep Zac interested."

Here at CelebrityMooch, we think it's gonna take a lot more than chic pics to keep Zac interested...

These photos smacked the wholesome and righteous Disney conglomroate smack dab in the face.  "It's a kids' show, aimed a children, teenagers and their parents and starring a bunch of cute, wholesome youngsters,""Naked pictures of one of the stars would be catastrophic.  "It could bring the whole 'High School Musical' franchise to its knees." says a show insider.

In a statement to TMZ, Vanessa Hudgens' rep said, "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public."

So where can you finds this nude photo?  The first link that you click on here is safe but the second click through will be Vanessa in the buff and obviously NSFW.

A great big congratulations is in order for the Woods family.  Tiger and his wife Elin had a beautiful baby girl.  Just one day after Tiger tied for the number 2 spot in the US Open, Sam Alexis Woods was born on June 18, 2007.  Tiger and his insanely hot wife Elin have released the first photos of Sam Alexis Woods.  Photographer Gretchen Dow Mashkuri took the shots and she did a great job.

You can bet this little girl will have hours and hours of practice on the range.  You may want to keep an eye out for little Ms. Woods in 16 years or so.   

We could be hearing of the young female phenom in women's golf.  Perhaps the first female golfer to actually be able to compete with the men. No one knows what is in store for Tiger Wood's  little lady, but you can bet she will have one fantastic life!  Growing up Woods is going to be one sweet ride.

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Celebrity oops don't just happen because of paparazzi, they often come directly out of the mouths of the celebrities themselves. The biggest celebrity oops are almost always attributed to celebrities not knowing when to shut up.

For some reason celebrities from every genre think they have an opinion that matters. Maybe that is why celebrity oops happen so frequently. With news channels on 24/7 you can bet it will be a top story. Nothing brings out the hyena's like a good celebrity oops story. Ratings go up, and the public goes on a gossip frenzy. The fact the celebrity oops has nothing to do with real news and world importance is of no consequence to reporters and their news stations.

Some of the largest celebrity oops and big time screw ups are:

Paris Hilton's celebrity oops for just about everything. From nipple slips, dui's, driving without a license and going in and out of jail.

Don Imus' celebrity oops for calling the Rutgers womens basketball team 'nappy-headed whoes.

Lindsay Lohan's celebrity oops for partying and getting caught on video snorting cocaine.

Britney Spears' celebrity oops for just completely losing her junk. Going to rehab, shaving her head and attacking paparazzi.

Mel Gibson's celebrity oops for his drunken uncontrollable swearing and anti-semitic ramblings.

Keith Urban's celebrity oops for his drug and alchohol problem, visiting rehab yet again.

Tom Cruise's celebrity oops for being a total nut job. Ranting on Oprah and on the Today Show saying that there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance.

Naomi Campbell's celebrity oops for anger management and throwing a cell phone at an assistant.

Mary-Kate Olsen's celebrity oops for her anorexia and cocaine addicted trips to rehab.

Rush Limbaugh's celebrity oops for fraudulently obtaining prescription drugs.

Rosie O'Donnell's celebrity oops for just not knowing when to shut the hell up.

Gweneth Paltro's celebrity oops for saying British people are "more intelligent and civilized" than Americans.