Rosie O’Donnell Ramblings & Crap No-one Cares About

After the feud on The View between Rosie and Elisabeth Hasselbeck Rosie decided to leave the show early. Stories and rumors that she trashed the studio dressing rooms and marked up Hasselbeck's pictures ran wild.  Everyone had something to say about Rosie.

"The only reason she quit is she couldn't take the heat." says Donald Trump.

Elisabeth yammers on about the power of forgiveness and Rosie downing beer on her video blog admits that only one magazine picture of Elisabeth was marked up and it was by one of her staff.  Rosie said it was just a joke.  Rosie, looking like the bag of crap that constantly spews from her mouth went on to say "I was like a foster kid". 

Barbara Walters calls Rosie a close, close friend and says she sent her an email and that Rosie will always be welcome to come back to The View.  Ummm..Barbara when you consider someone a close, close friend you go by their house or at least pick up the phone.  Barbara just has no etiquette.

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Goat “Wife” Dies – Survived by goat child

Charles Tombe was caught in a compromising position with his neighbor's goat, Rose. In their infinite wisdom the village elders decided Tombe must marry Rose and provide a dowry to his neighbor.

Now, just over a year later Rose has passed away. Little Rose the famous goat of South Sudan just couldn't take it anymore. After only a few months of marriage Rose the goat died. It's believed that she choked on a plastic bag while eating scraps on the streets of Juba. You know you're a bad husband when your goat "wife" commits goat-icide.

Rose the goat gave Charles Tombe her solemn neigh to be faithful and give endless milk, still he could not take the time to provide her with meals. I swear it must be getting harder and harder to find a good man.

Shortly after marrying Tombe, Rose the goat gave birth to a healthy baby boy. The townspeople claim it's not Tombe's.

But I'm just not sure...

The "husband", Charles Tombe, said he was drunk at the time but has since refused to comment on the issue. The kid is owned by Mr Tombe. It may be time to call child services.

 

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Pitt wants Jen Back

Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt wanted the family life and he sure as hell got it. Maddox, Shiloh, Zahara, and now their latest acquisition Pax.

Angelina has been collecting children like most Hollywood stars collect couture handbags. All the while constantly going on goodwill trips, leaving Pitt to pick up the slack.

Life & Style is reporting Brad Pitt wants Jennifer Aniston back. Apparently, Brad phoned Jennifer Aniston on April 10, feeling the need to pour his heart out about his problems with Angelina and ended up revealing his true feelings for Jennifer.

Brad told Jen that he missed being with a woman who was his best friend, the insider says. In fact, he became so emotional, he blurted a shocking confession to Jen: I think I made a huge mistake leaving you. Reps for Brad and Jen deny the story, but the insider insists, There's no doubt Brad would love to have Jen back. True or not it's good gossip.

Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie has made a formal court request to change adopted son Pax Thien's surname to Jolie-Pitt.

Tags: angelina jolie, brad pitt, hollywood, jennifer aniston, love, rap, style

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