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Clooney Upgrades His Green Ride

CelebrityMooch — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:33:21 +0000

What the hell was Clooney thinking while he was tooling around in his crappy little one seater eco-car? This is friggin' embarrassing!

With that one thought Clooney's craptastic electric car the Tango was traded in for a more suitable vehicle for someone of his incredible hotness. The Tesla Roadster.

The Tesla Roadster is one sweet ass electric sports car. This electric car is far from embarrassing with a respectable speed of 0-60 in four seconds.

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Ashley Harkleroad poses for Playboy

CelebrityMooch — Sun, 25 May 2008 23:40:17 +0000

Ashley Harkleroad, the latest hottie in women's tennis is about to share herself with her male fans. This 22 year old blonde bombshell will be featured in Playboy Magazines August edition. Thank God for mediocre talented babes in sports!

"I was just lying there in hospital for three weeks, and an offer came to me. I thought about it and it was something that I did. I'm proud of my body...I stay in shape and try to stay fit. I'm just trying to represent a female athlete and her body. That can be sexy too. It's no big deal." says Ashley

Serena Williams said "I'm happy for her if that's what she wanted to do. It takes a lot of courage. And whether I'm courageous enough, I don't know, but it's great for someone to be so courageous and tough."

Courageous enough???? Get real Serena, you're not attractive enough. Be thankful you've got real talent.

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OJ Simpson News: “Not Guilty” Suit for Sale

CelebrityMooch — Sat, 19 May 2007 01:52:22 +0000

If you need a good luck suit, have no morals and tons of money then this may be the perfect clothing item for you. Sports memorabilia dealer, Bruce Formong told TMZ that he is in possession of OJ's "Not Guilty" suit and wants to sell it.

Just think of all the things you can get away with in Simpson's suit. For the small pitance of $25,000, you can be the proud and coniving bastard you've always wanted to be. If OJ can be aquitted of murder just by wearing this suit you can rest assured that you'll be able to get away with some down right horrible shit. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and an absolute amazing deal.