Ungulate:

There are numerous breeds and ages of celebrity ungulates that roam throughout the concrete jungles of Los Angeles and New York.

Wildlife can be beautiful, but it can also be filled with horrible cruelty. Life in the concrete jungles can be tough for these pampered creatures. Enjoy the wildlife!

Kate Beckinsale is a vivacious ungulate with wide open plains in front of her. She'll be stomping that hoof for a long time to come!

Ashanti is a fighting ungulate. Here we see her using her defensive posture. Flapping her arms and thrusting her hoof forward in an attempt to scare off predators.

Britney Spears is a naive ungulate. Paying no attention to her surroundings, leaving her hoof completely exposed for attack.

Brooke Hogan is a fearless ungulate. Prancing her hoof all about while spewing guttural sounds to all who will listen.

Heidi Klum is an alpha ungulate. Strong and fierce, she stands amongst her herd with hoof ready to attack.

Jessica Simpson is a cautious ungulate. Here we see her pulling on her blue hoof holder, making certain her hoof is snuggly protected from the elements.

Miley Cyrus is a young ungulate just beginning to explore the grazing grounds. In the wild, young ungulates are forced to grow up quickly. Even though not yet fully developed, Miley is proudly displaying her hoof and position in the celebrity herd.

Mischa Barton is a battered but not beaten ungulate. Although her hoof has clearly been trampled, she some how manages the strength to limp through the concrete jungle.

Pamela Anderson was once an ungulate of great beauty, whose hoof glistened in the sunshine. These days it takes an army of personal hoof assistants to get her hoof to shine for even the briefest moment. It's definitely time to set this ungulate out to pasture.

Paris Hilton is a dim witted ungulate that has over exposed her hoof on numerous occasions. Most ungulates shy away from the predators of the concrete jungle, but this celebrity ungulate repeatedly taunts them with her hoof.

Rebecca Romjin is a captured ungulate. This graphic image shows Rebecca's hoof being spot lighted by ungulate hunters. It is clear that her hoof has been netted.

Linda Carter is a rarely seen species of the ungulate family (scientific name Wonderous Womanous). Dawning a sleek blue coat this tough and hearty ungulate revels in showing off it's powerful blue hoof. It's clear this hoof was made for stomping!

Casey dabbled in modeling.  From regular every day fully clothed modeling to swim suit modeling.  WTF is wrong with that.  TV personalities model crap all the time. Apparently, KOIN News is as uptight as they come.  They referred to the photos of Montoya as

“sexual, pornographic or otherwise inappropriate”

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Take a gander and decide for yourself.  Model or pornography?

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With that one thought Clooney's craptastic electric car the Tango was traded in for a more suitable vehicle for someone of his incredible hotness. The Tesla Roadster.

The Tesla Roadster is one sweet ass electric sports car. This electric car is far from embarrassing with a respectable speed of 0-60 in four seconds.

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Exclusive first look at Jamie Lynn Spears' beautiful baby girl The family resemblance is uncanny! With fists shaking this little darling is sure to keep the paparazzi in photos for years to come.

Everyone give Maddie Briann Spears/Aldridge a giant welcome to the world of pop-stars, paparazzi and white trash!

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl today. Jamie was received at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb at 4am this morning.

During an ultrasound last week, imaging showed Jamie's baby could possible be in the breech position. The newest edition to the Spears family, Maddie Briann was delivered via C-section around 8:30am Central Standard Time.

I think the first picture is a much more realistic photo.  You know Jamie probably photo shopped the hell out of the next picture.

Maddie Briann. Jamie was quick to post it on her MySpace page.

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Jonah Hill is no beef-cake by any stretch of the word, but somehow this tub of lard has scored a sweet look'n hottie.

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The studios are taking notice of Zac's ability to draw a crowd (both male and female).

Zac has shaken his money maker straight to the top and is getting a lot of movie deals sent his way.  He’s already signed on for High School Musical 3 for a cool 3 million dollars.

Not bad Zac...not bad at all.

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A new app by the name of FaceStat finally gives you the answers.  FaceStat takes pictures of faces from users Facebook profile and gives results on:

Apparantly, Cagle and Tant were having a good o'l knock down drag out when the cops were called.  The Po-Po said the couple was drunk and then their loud argument became physical.  Both Chris and Jennifer were detained for a mandatory 12 hour jail spa day.

If ya gotta know where the details on Tramonto's here they are: Rick Tramonto’s Tramonto Steak and Seafood Westin Chicago North Shore 601 N. Milwaukee Ave. Wheeling, IL 60090 847-777-6575

Hours: Tramonto's: 5-10 p.m., Monday through Thursday; 5-11 p.m., Friday and Saturday RT Lounge: 4 p.m.-midnight, Monday through Thursday; 4 p.m.-1 a.m., Friday and Saturday; 3-11 p.m., Sunday.

The latest Grey's Anatomy scandal stars Chyler Leigh. We all hoped this sexy North Carolina native had gone back to her hillbilly ways of ho downs and filmed nights of debauchery.

Unfortunately, the videos are clearly fake since Chyler's had a giant tattoo on her back since age 19.  Everyone knows you can't put a fake look-a-like in a sex video.  Especially, when the fake isn't nearly as trashy as the real thing.