Has Britney Really Cleaned Up Her Act?
There's been a lot of speculation about Britney Spears lately, and whether she's really cleaned up her act after all. She bombed so terribly at the music awards last year that people were ready to write her off. She did all kinds of other crazy things as well, like losing custody of her children and shaving her head.
Then in April of this year she made a guest appearance on a television show and did very well, prompting people to say that she may be doing better under the conservatorship of her father and the medication and therapy that she was involved with.
She has also gone on record talking about her younger sister having a baby and how she felt about becoming an aunt. In some interviews she's sounded very put-together and happy, and other times she's seemed as though she's still struggling. It seems like she's cleaned up her act for now, but there's no guarantee about what tomorrow might bring.
Tags: Britney Spears, music, music awards, rap, TelevisionComedian George Carlin Dies
The amazingly talented comedian George Carlin has died at age 71. Carlin succumbed to heart failure at 5:55pm Sunday at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica California.
Carlin was a comic revolutionary. He is world renowned for pushing the limits of censorship. His stand-up routine "The Seven Words You Can Never Say on TV." got so much attention that Carlin was arrested in 1972 at a Milwaukee performance for disturbing the peace.
George Carlin's 7 words were aired on a New York radio station that resulted in the 1978 Supreme Court ruling that upheld the government's authority to sanction stations for broadcasting offensive language.
In honor of George Carlin, here is the infamous routine of "The Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV."
In remembrance of George Carlin, I plan on using all 7 words as many times as possible today. It's Monday, so share them with your boss...I'm sure he/she will appreciate them.
Loading ...Excerpt from one of George Carlin's many performances:
"I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.Tags: arrested, love, new york, TelevisionThere are some people that are not into all the words. There are some that would have you not use certain words. There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7 of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you 7, Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember? "That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions, and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul, curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits" Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there.
I'm not completely insensitive to people's feelings. I can understand why some of those words got on the list, like Cocksucker and Motherfucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on there.
Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those Ks, those are aggressive sounds. They just jump out at you like "COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER. "
It's like an assault on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go together of course. A little accidental humor there. The reason that Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinkle now."
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more accidental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very important word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said, "I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree.
It is a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay, Sheriff, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word. I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any circumstances. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed, and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget those 7. They're out.
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock CROWED 3 times" "Hey, the cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that goes with that one is Prick. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You can prick your finger but don't finger your prick. No,no."
Kristin Davis Gets Nude to promote her movie
Link to Kristin's nude photos at the bottom of this article. Kristin Davis aka Charlotte from HBO's television series "Sex and the City" has shown all of her cards.
TMZ claims Kristin's ex-boyfriend was pissed at her and released the nude photographs. The ex claims to have taken the photos back in 1992.
Kristin's representatives claim the woman in the photos are not her.
I think it's just good business. None of the twenty-somthing's watched "Sex and the City" and they probably don't know who Kristin Davis is other than the woman who played the Mom in the Disney remake of Shaggy DA with Tim Allen. So how do you get the new crowd of adults to get excited about the soon to be released "Sex and the City" movie? It's as easy as Kristin apparantly is...just release some old naked photos and boom Kristin Davis and her new movie are on the tips of everyone's tongue.
I think we all knew or atleast hoped Kristin was a rl skank. :) Anyone that can act like someone that uptight is bound to have some sex photos in her closet.
Click here to see the nude photos of Kristin Davis. Password iam18 (no spaces).
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Kristin Davis clearly isn't the sweet and innocent girl as portrayed on the HBO television series "Sex and the City". Kristin's representatives claim the pictures are not of her. You be the judge.
Be warned the pictures of "Sex and the City" star Kristin Davis just get nastier from here.
Not a Millionaire
Simply put, there are just some people in this world that should really know better than to go onto national television. I'm proud to be an American, but it's moments like these that really make you worry about our country's future. This moron is definitely not going to be a millionaire.
