Zac Efron – Come Out of the Closet Already!

Zac Efron a role model for todays teens?  Disney sure thinks so.

This wholesome conglomorate prides themselves on family values and the ability to shove them down your throat.

The problem with Disney's unmovable values is that they apparantly can't see what's in front of their faces.

Their latest aquisition, teen star Zac Efron is totally gay...not that there's anything wrong with that.  In Hollywood, being gay is as normal as carrying your pooch around in couture handbags.

In fact there are some definite bonuses to being gay:

1. Good dressers - no prison fashions here - never see oversized drooping jeans
2. Polite -  always friendly, yes ma'm and sir
3. Upbeat personality - everything is fabulous!
4. Eye for Design - the ability to decorate the shit out of anything

What more could you want in a teen idol?

I'm sorry little ladies, but I just don't see how the teenie-bopper community can possibly believe that this kid is straight.  Zac Efron's big leap to fame came in the form of musicals!  High School Musical the made for tv movie and Hair Spray.  Soooo Gay!  Since when is singing and dancing in a musical considered manly?  Answer:  Absolutely Freaking Never!

Zac Efron is a cute and talented kid, but it's only a matter of time before this teen idol comes dancing and prancing right out of the proverbial closet.

Even Mr. Gay himself (Perez Hilton) is beginning to think so.

Perez Hilton's Comments: "Manpris and flip flops????"

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504 Responses to “Zac Efron – Come Out of the Closet Already!”

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   October 11, 2009 at 9:06 am

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3. haley says:

   January 20, 2010 at 11:08 pm

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4. haley says:

   January 20, 2010 at 11:16 pm

   if hes gay so what he loves vannesa with all his heart you redards i still love you zac